1 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:51,468 Alright. 2 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:52,845 Are we finally leaving? 3 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,471 A suspect has been located in the hotel. 4 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,432 But don't worry Mr. Martinez, your client is perfectly safe. 5 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,560 I've assigned my best people to the operation. 6 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,523 Gibert calling Alan. 7 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,900 You've reached the police. Please wait on the line. 8 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,901 I've located the suspect. 9 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,987 Distance... About 15 meters. 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,989 - Join me. - Right away, boss. 11 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:13,991 Concentrate, Alan. 12 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,869 Do you see the suspect, at 11 o'clock? 13 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,830 No, "at 11 o'clock" is a term used in the navy. 14 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,916 You've been in Marseille for 10 years and I bet you haven't seen the sea. 15 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,377 Actually I have, when making my rounds at the port. 16 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,336 Fine. 17 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,883 At 12 o'clock is straight ahead and at 11 o'clock is this way. 18 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,176 Straight and to the left. 19 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,053 Ah yes, indeed. 20 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,516 Are you sure this is the suspect? I think it's rather a hotel maid. 21 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:40,225 But of course. 22 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,186 Do you think a terrorist moves around yelling 23 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,812 and wearing an explosive belt? 24 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,522 - No. - Exactly. 25 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:47,900 They disguise themselves. 26 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:51,278 And is there a better disguise than a hotel maid pushing a cart? 27 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,571 - I'm asking you. - Sure. 28 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,323 Especially in a hotel. 29 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,909 Do you hear the song that rat is humming 30 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,076 to give himself courage? 31 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,662 Ah yes. Is that Spanish? 32 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,123 That's a revolutionary song, my little Alan. 33 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,384 On my command neutralize the Basque. 34 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,385 Roger that. 35 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,555 At 12 o'clock! 36 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,391 And we're done! 37 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,851 Let that nightingale sing. 38 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,645 Put him in a cage. I'll question him later. 39 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:25,771 Go! 40 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,901 Gibert, how's it going? 41 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,820 Mr. Prefect, I've just neutralized the Spanish terrorist. 42 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,864 He was transporting a set of little bottles. 43 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,533 Most likely toxic substances 44 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:38,700 he was going to spread. 45 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:39,660 I'll have it tested. 46 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:40,744 Excellent, Gibert. 47 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,454 And now take care of our client, 48 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,164 because we can't allow ourselves to be late. 49 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,624 Consider it done, Mr. Prefect. 50 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:50,045 Emilién, the coast is clear. You can deliver the package. 51 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:51,713 Emilién? 52 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,924 Emilién, answer right away! 53 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,552 I'm practically standing in the exit door. 54 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,971 We can't do this while I'm on a special mission. 55 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,180 It's not my fault. 56 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,474 You look so handsome when you're on a special mission. 57 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,476 You look like Sean Connery and you turn me on. 58 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,477 Sean Connery... 59 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,770 Please, don't make fun of me. 60 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,438 You enjoy this because you're stronger. 61 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,399 Alright, you can tie me up next time. 62 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,484 Not so loud. The hotel is bugged. 63 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,695 Yes sir, inspector. 64 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,989 I'll take care of the package, and you find Gibert. 65 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,328 I love you, Emilién. 66 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,122 I love you too, Petra. But this isn't the time. 67 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,832 See you at home tonight. 68 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:33,547 Mr. Cissé? 69 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,301 Mr. Cissé, we need to end the interview, to be on the pitch in 20 minutes. 70 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:46,018 I'm sorry to disturb you but I'm from the police and... 71 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,519 What's your name? 72 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,353 Emilién. 73 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,233 No, this isn't about... This is about... 74 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:53,901 Emilién! 75 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,111 This isn't the time to exchange business cards. 76 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,237 Where is that... 77 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,158 What a name. Damn foreigner. 78 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,701 That's Djibril Cissé, sir. 79 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,285 Excuse me? 80 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,788 Don't get wise with me or I'll check your papers and have you deported. 81 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,124 Emilién, look. 82 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,334 They don't look alike. 83 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,835 The nose, the teeth. 84 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,588 But it's certainly him, I assure you. 85 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,964 Not so fast, Emilién. 86 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,424 I know about deception. 87 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,260 I worked for 2 years in customs, so I saw plenty of impostors. 88 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,388 For example that Korean subsidiary in 82. I smoked them out. 89 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,641 - But he's not Korean. - How can you be sure? 90 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:26,767 I checked his papers. 91 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,937 - His eyes are a bit slanted. - That's because he's tired. 92 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,356 We have to go or the Prefect will grow impatient. 93 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:32,898 Yes. 94 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,483 Head to the car! 95 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,033 I don't know what you did to them, but you aren't popular here. 96 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,999 Don't worry. He doesn't know anything about soccer. 97 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,084 His passion is fishing. 98 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,752 What are you mumbling, Emilién? 99 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,838 I just said that your passion is fishing. 100 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,506 Fishing is a real sport. 101 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,966 Do you ever fill a fishing net? 102 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,343 No, my job is to put the ball in the goal net. 103 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:04,471 That's good. Because fishing isn't for amateurs. 104 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:08,433 For example consider float fishing, on the lakeside. 105 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,728 Sometimes you have to stand motionless for 8 hours 106 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:12,896 observing the float. 107 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:13,689 And then... 108 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:22,656 What's going on? 109 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,991 Are you OK? Break anything? 110 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,117 No. I'm fine. 111 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,120 Couldn't you have turned on the signal? 112 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,539 We were told Mr. Cissé is having a siesta at the hotel, 113 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,665 so we avoided waking him. 114 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,958 He's not having a siesta. 115 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,127 He's in my car and he's being transferred. 116 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,963 Djibril Cissé is being transferred? He'll play for Marseille? 117 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,756 It's Cissé. 118 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,844 Do something or we'll be late. 119 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:44,887 Don't worry. 120 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,889 I know someone who'll get us out of here. 121 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,769 You have taxis in the police? 122 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,646 No, he rather belongs to the Air Force. 123 00:05:57,608 --> 00:05:59,151 Marseille Express at your service. 124 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,360 Daniel, no time for jokes. 125 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,779 Mr. Cissé has to be at the Vélodrome in 10 minutes. 126 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,697 Mr. Djibril. 127 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,116 Nice to have you. Will you be playing in Marseille? 128 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,452 I'm taking part in a charity match and I'm going to be late. 129 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,995 Since it's for a good cause. 130 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:34,228 I'll change clothes in the car, to gain some time. 131 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,187 You can always try. 132 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:41,068 Mom, you'll never believe who's going to play for Marseille. 133 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,781 That's not the right way. We're leaving Marseille. 134 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,616 We'll go around to avoid the traffic jams. 135 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:03,298 I assure you, Djibril Cissé, no. 9, playing for Olympique de Marseille. 136 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,970 Now this is a road. 137 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,012 Real driving. 138 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,347 We can't hear the engine. 139 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,140 At this speed all we hear is the wind. 140 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,226 This just in. 141 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:20,023 Olympique de Marseille has acquired an exceptional player, Djibril Cissé. 142 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:27,531 A speeding white taxi will be there in 1 minute. 143 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:28,866 Roger that. 144 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,660 It must be our little Daniel. 145 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,787 At his speed we have no chance. 146 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,373 - Shall we send the new guy? - Damn. Are you kidding? 147 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,292 What's wrong? He's new, let him learn. 148 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,210 Hey, new guy? 149 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,086 Yes, boss? 150 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:42,671 Stand next to the radar 151 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,507 and set it to "extra sensitive". 152 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,176 - Alright? - Yes, sir. 153 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,971 Attention, here comes the TGV train. 154 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,556 Step away from the platform. 155 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,105 Thanks, kid. 156 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:00,814 You did well. 157 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,108 The measurement is more effective on "extra sensitive". 158 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:08,780 Your taxi is quite fast. 159 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,115 I have my tricks. 160 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,659 I recovered some parts from the Concorde, when it was scrapped. 161 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,369 Slow down, I don't want to miss the exit. 162 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,621 I've just received confirmation. 163 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:19,500 The Marseille club has made the transfer of the year for 60 million euro. 164 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,635 All the spots are full. 165 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,887 Drive to the underground parking. I know it like my pocket. 166 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:34,097 I'm not sure why, but I worry when you say that. 167 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,519 Djibril Cissé's arrival to Olympique de Marseille 168 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:42,814 is fueling rumors and insane amounts of money are being mentioned. 169 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,316 To find out more, 170 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:47,819 we'll go live to our reporter at the Vélodrome stadium. 171 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:52,032 I'm coming to you live from Marseille for this friendly match 172 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,368 being played for the Association of Sick Children. 173 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:58,288 And maybe that's why the players have demanded insane amounts, 174 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:02,292 since there is talk of a contract worth 200 million euro. 175 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,837 We'll invite him to the microphone of TF1, 176 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,214 but until now the star has failed to arrive. 177 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,050 Cissé or not, if he's not here in a minute, I'm starting the match. 178 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:16,640 Try taking a right here. 179 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,600 Emilién, we've taken a right here twice already. 180 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,435 Are you sure you know it like your pocket? 181 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,855 Yes. I was responsible for security during the pope's visit. 182 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,023 We spent 6 days here looking for Gibert, who got lost. 183 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,149 That sounds promising. 184 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,694 I don't know the parking, but I'll trust my intuition. 185 00:09:30,863 --> 00:09:31,697 We're starting. 186 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:42,374 7 minutes and 32 seconds. 187 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,250 Thanks for the ride. 188 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,334 Thanks for the show. 189 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,273 We have a better view here than on TV. 190 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,025 But you're in the middle of the pitch. 191 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:11,069 Take a seat in the stands or it's a yellow card. 192 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,279 Of course, Mr. referee. 193 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,173 What an idiot. 194 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,736 - Foul. - He's on crutches. 195 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,997 - Free kick. - What's his problem? 196 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,384 Warm up and stretch your legs. I don't want any injuries during play. 197 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:11,773 Do you like the shirt? 198 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,816 Yes, but it's too big. 199 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,193 You'll ask mom to wash it. 200 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,987 It'll shrink and be the right size. 201 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,405 The logo will come off. 202 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,782 I'll ask mom to wash around the logo. 203 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:21,950 Listen to me. 204 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,161 I'd like to see you play longer than 3 minutes, 205 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,704 so no red card, OK? 206 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:26,580 OK. 207 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:28,415 Go. 208 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,668 The first rule is that you never touch the ball, OK? 209 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:32,169 OK. 210 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,005 And if someone passes you the ball, kick it right away. 211 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:35,756 Which way? 212 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,091 Don't worry about that. Kick it and let the others worry. 213 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,344 Could I finally get to play soccer? 214 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,262 Daddy will play with you later. 215 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,599 Go, my son. 216 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,225 Go. 217 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,185 And don't run too fast. 218 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,947 Are you sure he won't catch a cold? 219 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:00,614 Don't worry. 220 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:03,242 I gave him a heated shirt and plenty of vitamin C this morning. 221 00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,035 Then he's really in no danger. 222 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,955 You should have signed him up for hockey, to amortize the equipment. 223 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,665 Are you nuts? That's too dangerous. 224 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,416 His mother wanted him to take up karate. 225 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,335 But luckily I have the file of the club manager. 226 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,337 He accepted to refuse him, without Petra knowing. 227 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,089 Emilién, he'll be at risk his whole life. 228 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,465 So he better get used to it. 229 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,175 Yes, but that can wait. 230 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,426 What about swimming? 231 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,177 No. 232 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,137 His bronchi are too frail. It's hereditary. 233 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,849 And you never broke anything when you were little? 234 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,308 Yes, my arm. 3 times. 235 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,059 See. 236 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,019 But that didn't make me any smarter 237 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,146 or get me a place at the police academy. 238 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,983 Maybe you'd have been better off breaking a leg. 239 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,737 Very good, my son! 240 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,367 Who will our kids grow up to be? 241 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:46,952 What? 242 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,872 Do you think mine will be a cab driver, and yours a cop? 243 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:50,622 Why not? 244 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,166 That's nothing bad. 245 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,585 We both help others. That's beautiful in itself. 246 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,628 It could be worse. It could be the exact opposite. 247 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,672 Mine a cab driver, and yours a cop. 248 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,299 Don't mention such misfortune. 249 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,139 Emilién, yes? 250 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:09,766 Emilién? 251 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,351 What urgent matter? 252 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,188 Gibert told you that? But I'm not working today. 253 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:14,688 Emilién? 254 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,190 Are you alright Maxim? 255 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,482 No, that's not possible. 256 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,567 Emilién, you'd better... 257 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,152 Alright. I'm coming. 258 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,863 Daniel, Gibert is summoning everyone for an urgent matter. 259 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,115 Can you take care of Maxim? Petra is on a secret mission. 260 00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:27,534 I can't call her. And my mother is on a pilgrimage to Lourdes. 261 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,202 To Lourdes? 262 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,912 She goes there every year since my birth. 263 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,288 Such a miracle must be celebrated. 264 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,707 - Take my stuff to the station after the game. - No problem. 265 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,876 Just don't take them to the port for sweets. 266 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,376 Sure. 267 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,046 They'll get a slice of bread, a cup of water and go to bed. 268 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,339 I'm kidding. 269 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:40,964 Go. 270 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,299 I'll take care of him like my own. 271 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,300 That's what I'm afraid of. 272 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,802 Emilién, your son visits me every Wednesday. 273 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,764 And he's never complained. He never returns with warts on his face. 274 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:49,223 No. 275 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,891 So get moving and go to work. 276 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:51,517 OK. 277 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,854 4 minutes and 30 seconds without a card is your record. 278 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,606 But I didn't do anything. 279 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:01,068 That referee gives out cards to every promising player. 280 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,862 Go get Maxim. I'll take you to the port. 281 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,614 Come on Max, we're going to the port. 282 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,747 Stop that ball this instant! 283 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,415 I got it, boss. 284 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,251 Bring me that ball. 285 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,549 It won't piss me off anymore. 286 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,552 Here kids. You can play on. 287 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,055 Alright, gentlemen... 288 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:34,768 This isn't the time for dribbling, footwork or any other soccer nonsense. 289 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,353 I've talked on the phone with Paris. 290 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,398 They're sending us a very special package. 291 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,067 It's this year's biggest transfer. 292 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:42,693 Drogba? 293 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,318 Thuram? 294 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,570 No, I know. Makelele? 295 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:45,153 Beckenbauer? 296 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:45,904 Maradona? 297 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,739 You're a real bunch of morons. 298 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:48,949 I'm not talking about tennis. 299 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,909 I'm talking about a criminal. 300 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:51,743 Tapie? 301 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:54,788 This one is even more famous. 302 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:57,374 According to his file, he's public enemy no. 1. 303 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,042 It's... 304 00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:05,007 Boss... 305 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,051 That's yesterday's transfer. 306 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,970 So where's my paper? 307 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,556 It's written on the back. You asked us to save paper. 308 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,390 Yes, that's true. 309 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,641 That was my wife's idea. 310 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,311 She saw a TV show about the destruction of the Amazon forests. 311 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,689 Do you know how many acres of forest are destroyed each day? 312 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:23,817 - 3? 6? - I don't know. 313 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,526 How many? 314 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:29,072 If you knew, it would make you shudder. 315 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,115 How many? 316 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:34,453 It's millions of matchboxes being cut down and going up in flames. 317 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:36,872 So... When the opportunity presents itself... 318 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,457 Respect your papers. 319 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:41,168 Respect the paper. Economize. 320 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,045 Boss, and that public enemy no. 1? 321 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:43,879 Yes... 322 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,339 He's a Belgian, 323 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,966 whose name I won't pronounce because it makes me feel sick. 324 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,135 53 armed robberies. 325 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,929 Accomplice to 122 murders. 326 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,889 There hasn't been anyone worse since Al Capone. 327 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,058 He's being transferred to Congo, 328 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,185 where he'll be tried in 10 criminal cases. 329 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,645 Transit in Marseille. 330 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:04,441 We take care of him from the time of his arrival until 5 a.m. tomorrow. 331 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,194 And we put him on a plane of the Congo authorities. 332 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,821 This Belgian won't have the time to tour the city. 333 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,659 Surveillance must be ultra tight. 334 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:16,036 One police officer per square inch. 335 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:19,623 I want so many officers around him, so that he can't see the sea. 336 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,083 Do you understand? 337 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,209 Yes, boss! 338 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,628 At what time is that monster of the Ardennes flying in? 339 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,797 Good question, Emilién. 340 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,714 At exactly 3 p.m. 341 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,466 Boss, it's already 3:05. 342 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,176 It's 12:05 on mine. 343 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,596 Head to the cars! 344 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,307 Maxim, is this what you ordered? 345 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,059 So why aren't you eating? 346 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,604 Because my dad says that such a cake only gets you stains all over. 347 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:46,483 You'll show your dad that's not the case and you won't stain yourself. 348 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:54,950 Damn, your father. 349 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:55,951 Leo, hide under the table. 350 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,619 What's this in the middle of the street? 351 00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,204 Get out of the way. Police. 352 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,539 She's caught a flat tire. 353 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,207 I can't leave her alone in this heat. 354 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,208 He's right, boss. 355 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,209 She'll dehydrate. 356 00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,294 We need to help her. 357 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,462 I'm a certified life guard. I'll help her. 358 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,298 I was a florist before being a cop. 359 00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:11,091 Nobody move! 360 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,350 Isn't he ashamed? He should be behind bars. 361 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,519 How much time does it take to change a tire? 362 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,645 It doesn't take 3 hours. 363 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,772 Around here we take our time. 364 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,567 Thank you. 365 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,860 Finally. 366 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,111 Go. 367 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,414 Is the cake good at least? 368 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:57,137 - Mr. General. - Gibert, explain yourself. 369 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,263 I'm sorry for being late. 370 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,557 We took a shortcut thru the port, but caught a flat tire. 371 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,226 Does it take an hour to change a tire? 372 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,311 It now takes the police a whole week. 373 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,979 The training of recruits is getting worse. 374 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,439 They learn to shoot on day 1. 375 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,901 But between you and me, we change tires more often than we shoot. 376 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,320 Do you have the same problem in the army? 377 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,613 No. We have caterpillars. 378 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,948 Caterpillars. Very good. 379 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,032 They go everywhere. 380 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,731 That's funny. This reminds me of my vacation in Africa. 381 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,234 They had the same cages and we slept in them, 382 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,069 to protect ourselves from the wild animals. 383 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,988 This animal is of the worst kind, Gibert. 384 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:56,822 If it escapes, 385 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:59,950 it will burn down the city and kill everyone before you change a tire. 386 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,577 Don't worry, Mr. General. 387 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,829 We're used to such characters in Marseille. 388 00:20:03,829 --> 00:20:05,164 One day they're limping on one leg, 389 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,166 and the next they're healthy and playing soccer. 390 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,001 Load him up. 391 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,215 And we're done. 392 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,302 Gibert, be careful with this package. Your career depends on it. 393 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,803 Don't worry, Mr. General. 394 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,221 Consider it done. 395 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,181 Let's sync our watches. 396 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:24,016 - 4:20. - 12:05. Perfect. 397 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,350 We'll be in touch every 2 hours. 398 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,768 Forward! 399 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,816 Hello, this is Gibert. 400 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,276 Mr. General. 401 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:34,985 Already? 402 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:35,819 Yes, already. 403 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:38,989 You've been gone 30 seconds, and already you've made a blunder. 404 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:39,573 How so? 405 00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:40,908 Look in the mirror. 406 00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:43,285 A price tag. 407 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,454 Of course. Now I see better. 408 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:46,622 Thank you, Mr. General. 409 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:50,667 Gibert, I meant the exterior mirror. 410 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,211 Now look to your right. 411 00:20:54,171 --> 00:20:55,130 Holy crap! 412 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,798 Stop the cars! 413 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,525 - Are you sure this is the place? - I'm 100% sure. 414 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,485 Alright, this is what we'll do. 415 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,363 You'll stay in the car. I'll be better off on my own. 416 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,698 And if... And I emphasize the "if". 417 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,784 If I'm not back in 30 minutes, come and get me. 418 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:24,827 OK, fine. 419 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:26,912 What? 420 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,123 Call me before you let him out. 421 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:31,708 It'll be safer that way. 422 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:32,793 No problem. 423 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,262 Damn. What a throw. 424 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:02,823 COMMISSIONAIRE GIBERT 425 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:21,633 OK. 426 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,343 Get to work, Serge. 427 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,557 Hi, Daniel. 428 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,435 I found this a mile down the road. Does it belong to you? 429 00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:33,979 Damn, I knew it had rolled off somewhere. 430 00:22:33,979 --> 00:22:34,813 Thanks. 431 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,191 - Hi, kids. - They're growing up fast. 432 00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,443 Hi, Maxim. We know each other. 433 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,528 Luckily he doesn't look like his dad. 434 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,280 OK, let's go. 435 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,199 Emilién hasn't returned yet. 436 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,367 No problem. I'll put them in front of the computer. 437 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,079 Does your dad have anything against video games? 438 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,124 Now you have something to do. 439 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:55,918 I'll be gone 5 minutes. I'll make a call. 440 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:56,919 Be good. 441 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,216 Is someone else using it? 442 00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:05,260 No, they simply gave my dad the worst computer. 443 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,137 You can barely send an e-mail. 444 00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:09,431 - And Gibert's computer? - It's an atom bomb. 445 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,015 SYSTEM ERROR 446 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,350 What's this mess? 447 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,643 Nothing works. 448 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,063 Why don't they make the newer models more user-friendly? 449 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:18,690 Yes? 450 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,900 We want to use the computer. 451 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:21,944 The computer's already in use. 452 00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,487 Why don't you go to another office? 453 00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:26,615 Because this computer is the latest generation Extreme Core. 454 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:29,910 SYSTEM ERROR 455 00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,079 Do you know how to use this machine? 456 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,080 Kids' play. 457 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:35,707 Hi, Marley. 458 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,542 Hi. 459 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,669 Got anything for a dry throat? 460 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,921 It's the end of the season and I have little left. 461 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:42,381 Look in the closet. 462 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,424 HOLLAND. MOROCCO. 463 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,342 COLUMBIA. 464 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,219 Indeed. 465 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:50,806 Should I roll 2? 466 00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:52,599 Yeah, maybe I'll finally wake up. 467 00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:00,983 Here. 468 00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:05,070 Thanks, but I never smoke while on the job. I'll smoke it at home. 469 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:06,822 That's funny. 470 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:09,658 Here it's the other way around. We smoke at work but never at home. 471 00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:12,077 Damn, it's Gibert. 472 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,370 Damn, the car... 473 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,131 OK, Alan... 474 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,758 Put the animal in the big office. 475 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:28,927 - Should I get him out of the cage? - Of course not. 476 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,805 Must I remind you that this animal is extremely dangerous? 477 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,433 I know. But this cage is extremely big. 478 00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:35,893 Don't question my orders. 479 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:37,186 Execute. 480 00:24:41,607 --> 00:24:42,691 To all units. 481 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:45,444 The wolf is entering the sheep house. 482 00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:46,945 Damn, it's Gibert. Get rid of it. 483 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,756 Wait, Marley. Come here. 484 00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:07,007 Come here. 485 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,300 Yes, Commissionaire? 486 00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:10,385 Have you been smoking? 487 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,970 No. I assure you. 488 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,889 Don't tell me stories. 489 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,141 I have an acute sense of smell, my little Marley. 490 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:19,102 Last winter I had a 3-month workshop with rescue dogs. 491 00:25:19,102 --> 00:25:20,812 I sniffed a lot of snow. 492 00:25:20,938 --> 00:25:21,980 I don't doubt it. 493 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,775 At the end of the workshop I could smell drugs from a mile away. 494 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:25,943 Unreal... 495 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:26,944 Yes. 496 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,989 OK, I'll let you go this time. But it better not happen again. 497 00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:36,411 Type the password. 498 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:38,497 I type the password. 499 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:40,999 Upload the picture. 500 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,085 I upload the picture. 501 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:46,171 First you click the picture you don't want. 502 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:48,465 First I click the picture I don't want. 503 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,342 And you click the picture you want to keep. 504 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,429 Thanks a lot, boys. 505 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,307 Without you I never would have managed. 506 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,017 You deserve a little something. 507 00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:02,521 A ticket. Here you go. 508 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,360 Put it away. It's our little secret. 509 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,362 What are you doing here, kids? 510 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:13,365 I've told you not to touch my computer. 511 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:14,032 Go. 512 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,120 And what are you doing here? 513 00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,080 I'm... 514 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,166 You're the new IT trainer? 515 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:25,335 That's right. 516 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:26,879 I'm sorry. It slipped my mind. 517 00:26:26,879 --> 00:26:29,840 The help of a trainer is a must in case of these machines. 518 00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,134 I'm rather talented when it comes to electronics. 519 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:34,803 But I must admit that I'm having a hard time. 520 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,805 OK, let's have a lesson today. 521 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:40,142 I had a hard day and I feel my head is going to explode. 522 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,352 Excuse me... But you're smoking. 523 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,271 No, I stopped smoking 3 weeks ago. 524 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:48,192 I generally have a strong will but this time I got a patch. 525 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,027 - See? - It suits you. 526 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:53,197 But I meant you have smoke coming out your head. 527 00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:55,073 Yes, indeed. 528 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,450 - May I? - Be my guest. 529 00:26:57,868 --> 00:26:59,286 Where did this come from? 530 00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:01,955 This is from Morocco. 531 00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:05,000 Put it out please. This is a non-smoking office. 532 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:05,959 I'm sorry. 533 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,172 OK, can we start the lesson? I have also other things to do. 534 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,966 Of course. Where did you finish last lesson? 535 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,176 At adjusting the chair. 536 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,887 Grab the mouse. 537 00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:19,932 One eye on the monitor, and the other on the keyboard. 538 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:23,060 One eye on the monitor, and the other on the keyboard. 539 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,988 This won't be easy. 540 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:39,368 Are you sure this is for kids under 6? 541 00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,245 Dad, this game is super soft. 542 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:43,539 We haven't played it for years. 543 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,874 Daniel... 544 00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,377 You'll never imagine what a difficult case I've been given. 545 00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:50,671 It's widely known I have no imagination. 546 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:53,590 They've sent us an important client. A very important client. 547 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,051 - That is? - He's wanted by every police in Europe. 548 00:27:56,051 --> 00:27:57,010 And they sent him here? 549 00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:59,012 That's good. He can play some boules. 550 00:27:59,012 --> 00:27:59,972 He won't have time. 551 00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:02,307 Tomorrow at 5 a.m. we'll put him on a plane to Congo. 552 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,809 If he doesn't escape in the meantime. 553 00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:06,270 I don't want to make fun of you, but this isn't a police station. 554 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,312 It's an amusement center. 555 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:08,146 Exactly, Daniel. 556 00:28:10,232 --> 00:28:13,026 Gibert has summoned everyone and I have to do overtime. 557 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,572 I've called Petra but she doesn't answer. 558 00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,782 She's still on that damn secret mission. 559 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,492 So I'm left with the kid and... 560 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:23,745 You'd like your friend Daniel to take care of him. 561 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:26,790 For 2 or 3 hours until I'm off duty. 562 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:28,876 I'll pick him up after duty. 563 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:30,836 - Sugar? - Yes. 564 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:34,715 When will I get to work? I've been with the kids since this morning. 565 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,216 Your wife can't take of them? 566 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,177 She's in Paris at a redecorating exposition. 567 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,469 She redecorates? 568 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,180 She only redecorates garages. 569 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,307 She's decided to redecorate our garage. 570 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,809 - What a mess... - That's right. 571 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:47,519 Even the taxi has to stand outside. 572 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:48,478 Can you imagine? 573 00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:50,063 - That's rough. - Right. 574 00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,108 But come to think of it... 575 00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:55,819 It's better for the taxi to stand outside. 576 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,196 She's putting flowers everywhere. 577 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,448 The flower pollen is damaging everything. 578 00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:02,201 I spend the weekends cleaning everything with cotton swabs. 579 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:05,370 When living with someone you need to learn to compromise. 580 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,414 And what compromises have you arrived at with Petra? 581 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,707 A whole bunch. 582 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,292 For example? 583 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,668 For example, my personal things. 584 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:14,296 When I was single my things were a mess. 585 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:17,883 And when Petra saw a shirt lying around she'd throw it out the window. 586 00:29:18,091 --> 00:29:20,052 - Your boxers too? - Everything, I'm telling you. 587 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:22,888 What did you do? Did you learn to clean up? 588 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,765 Exactly. And I bought a fishing rod. 589 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,643 I don't have to go down 3 floors to get my stuff. 590 00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:32,397 When do you want to pick up your kid? 591 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,982 I'll be off duty in 2 hours. 592 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:35,692 OK. Go for 2 hours. 593 00:29:36,235 --> 00:29:37,653 You're a real pal, Daniel. 594 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:38,445 Yeah, I know. 595 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,075 Tell me. 596 00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,327 Since it'll be the 4 of us without the wives, 597 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:47,579 how about some pizza and TV at my garage? 598 00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:48,664 Before the shop closes. 599 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:49,498 Sold. 600 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:53,293 Tell me. 601 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,128 What will you do with them during those 2 hours? 602 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,171 I have an idea. 603 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:58,549 Grandpa! 604 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:00,259 Kids! 605 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,177 It's so nice to see you. 606 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:04,012 You were supposed to come on Sunday. 607 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,807 I know, but we were going to the movies and they saw your house, 608 00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,475 and started to scream wanting to see you. 609 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,727 Yes, grandpa. I missed you so much. 610 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,271 I want to stay with Leo. 611 00:30:12,938 --> 00:30:14,231 My sweet angels. 612 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:16,525 I'm here. Grandpa is here. 613 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:17,818 Don't worry. 614 00:30:18,193 --> 00:30:19,444 They're so sensitive. 615 00:30:19,444 --> 00:30:21,363 Their mothers are out of town. 616 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:22,656 They act like tough guys, 617 00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:24,533 but in fact they're soft-hearted. 618 00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:27,995 Can I keep them for a couple of hours? 619 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,413 So that they can calm down. 620 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:33,250 But not more than 2 hours, Mr. General. 621 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,376 They have homework to do. 622 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:35,335 2 hours. 623 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,211 Starting now. 624 00:30:43,844 --> 00:30:45,846 He's been gone an hour. Shall we go get him? 625 00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,723 We'll wait another 5 minutes and then we'll go. 626 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:49,141 Up. 627 00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:50,100 That's it. 628 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,894 And now down. Faster. 629 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:53,103 Faster... 630 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:55,230 Up. 631 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:56,648 See. It's not so hard. 632 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:58,609 The most important is to keep a steady pace. 633 00:30:58,609 --> 00:30:59,276 Boss! 634 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,653 Alan, you made me lose. 635 00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,155 How many points did I score? 636 00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:03,864 8. 637 00:31:04,198 --> 00:31:05,741 Not bad for a first time. 638 00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:07,743 What's the record? 639 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:09,620 The record is... 640 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,914 20 million, 653 thousand. 641 00:31:12,539 --> 00:31:14,166 - May I? - Be my guest. 642 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:15,250 Hello? 643 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:16,835 It's me. Shall we come and get you? 644 00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:19,254 No, there's no need. I'm done here. 645 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:20,172 I'll be there soon. 646 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:21,423 OK, fine. 647 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:22,299 And? 648 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,383 He's fine. 649 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,552 Excuse me, but I have to go. 650 00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:26,386 Already? 651 00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:28,472 Another client is waiting for me. 652 00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:30,974 Next month at the same hour. 653 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:32,142 With great pleasure. 654 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,365 Alan, what did you do? Are you completely nuts? 655 00:31:46,824 --> 00:31:48,617 You gave an order to put him in the big office. 656 00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,828 And orders shouldn't be questioned. 657 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:53,288 That's true. You did well, my little Alan. 658 00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:02,548 Take off the cover. He won't stand here all dressed up. 659 00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:11,932 He's impressive. 660 00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:14,643 Is he really that dangerous? 661 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:15,644 He's even worse. 662 00:32:15,644 --> 00:32:18,021 He can slit a sheep's throat with his ears. 663 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,107 Don't be afraid, my little Emilién. 664 00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,943 I spent 5 years in Equatorial Guyana, eating fried spiders 665 00:32:22,943 --> 00:32:24,945 and counting hippos for UNESCO. 666 00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:27,156 So I won't be scared of some Belgian, believe me. 667 00:32:29,158 --> 00:32:32,619 We'll start with a routine interrogation. That'll calm him down. 668 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,163 Alan, get me the papers. 669 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:35,831 Go ahead, Alan. 670 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:41,211 First and last name! 671 00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:45,215 So? How'd it go? 672 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:47,301 The place is a nuthouse, I swear. 673 00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:49,428 It gives me the creeps. 674 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:50,888 Come on, go. 675 00:32:57,311 --> 00:32:58,896 You want to play the wise guy? 676 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:00,397 Alan, the Bouches-du-Rhône department. 677 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,065 - Bouches-du-Rhône? - Yes, Bouches-du-Rhône. 678 00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:02,816 Sure, boss. 679 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:04,860 You'll see. 680 00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:07,488 Will you answer? 681 00:33:11,325 --> 00:33:12,784 Stay calm! 682 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:15,996 You still want to play the wise guy? 683 00:33:15,913 --> 00:33:16,747 Alright. 684 00:33:16,747 --> 00:33:18,916 Alan, there's a hunting rifle in my desk. 685 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:19,750 You'll see. 686 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:24,296 I brought it back from Guyana. A gift from the head of the reserve. 687 00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:27,090 This dart will put an elephant to sleep in 5 seconds. 688 00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:29,343 OK, Alan. Careful, it's loaded. 689 00:33:29,343 --> 00:33:30,260 Keep him at gunpoint. 690 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,638 If he tries to escape, fire at him. 691 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:33,847 Without a warning shot? 692 00:33:33,889 --> 00:33:35,432 Of course. There's only one dart. 693 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:37,559 What will you use to put him to sleep? 694 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:39,603 All the better for me. 695 00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:42,272 Let's continue the interrogation. 696 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:43,524 First and last name. 697 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:45,901 What's that? 698 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:47,611 He's starting to piss me off. 699 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:50,864 Don't piss me off. You don't want to see me pissed off. 700 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,450 Boss, it must be hard for him to talk with a ball in his mouth. 701 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:56,537 That's just an excuse. If he wanted to, he'd talk. 702 00:33:57,371 --> 00:33:58,205 Look, boss. 703 00:33:58,497 --> 00:33:59,998 He's trying to say something. 704 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,583 Let him say it. That's all we're asking. 705 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,795 Boss, what if we take the ball out of his mouth? 706 00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:05,587 Not a chance. 707 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:07,214 Give an arm, he'll take a finger. 708 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:09,550 That's what this little blackboard is for. 709 00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:10,509 There's a blackboard? 710 00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:11,593 Yeah, have a look. 711 00:34:11,844 --> 00:34:13,136 And there's chalk on a chain. 712 00:34:13,136 --> 00:34:14,429 This allows him to communicate. 713 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,097 Very good. 714 00:34:15,097 --> 00:34:16,265 He'll answer us in writing. 715 00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,100 Emilién, write "first and last name". 716 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,853 Boss, he can't talk but he can hear us very well. 717 00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:24,523 Give him the chalk. 718 00:34:25,023 --> 00:34:27,025 But be careful he doesn't bite your leg off. 719 00:34:29,111 --> 00:34:30,028 Go ahead, Emilién. 720 00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:39,371 Slowly. 721 00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:47,212 Very good, Emilién. 722 00:34:54,469 --> 00:34:55,596 PEE 723 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:57,806 What did he write? 724 00:35:01,894 --> 00:35:02,895 - Pee. - Pee? 725 00:35:02,895 --> 00:35:03,854 That's right. 726 00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:05,856 I understand, but is that his first or last name? 727 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:07,900 Boss, I think he wants to go to the bathroom. 728 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:11,445 He's not going anywhere. 729 00:35:11,445 --> 00:35:14,490 That trick "I'll go to the bathroom and run away", 730 00:35:14,573 --> 00:35:16,241 I've seen it a hundred times. 731 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:19,328 He thinks he'll trick us with such an old stunt. 732 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,121 Are you kidding me? 733 00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:23,665 There must be something prepared for such an eventuality. 734 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:25,959 Look over there. 735 00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:28,462 Look where? 736 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,300 Emilién, do you know how this works? 737 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,177 Of course. It's kids' play. 738 00:35:35,511 --> 00:35:37,179 This is the drain pipe. 739 00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:38,805 And this one is for cleaning. Simple. 740 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:41,391 They showed us a training video about new equipment a month ago. 741 00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:42,434 Right, Alan? 742 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:43,268 Never mind. 743 00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:44,561 Hook him up. 744 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,147 And you keep him at gunpoint! 745 00:35:53,195 --> 00:35:55,572 Try this and tell me what you think. 746 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,086 This stuff is strong. I'm already seeing huge worms. 747 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:12,840 This connects to the water tap. 748 00:36:15,384 --> 00:36:16,844 And this is placed in the toilet. 749 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:20,305 Done. 750 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:21,640 That was easy. 751 00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:23,350 I hooked up the pipes... 752 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:26,436 Alan, give me that. 753 00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:27,813 I'm sorry, man. 754 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:30,357 - I wasn't focused. - Then focus a little, Alan. 755 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:33,485 We're at a police station so you can't go around waving a weapon. 756 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:35,904 And we have no experience in shooting at bears. 757 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:39,116 This thing is used to shoot at bears. 758 00:36:39,283 --> 00:36:41,285 You have to be careful in an office. 759 00:36:41,451 --> 00:36:43,203 One finger on the safety catch, 760 00:36:43,203 --> 00:36:45,831 while keeping the weapon close to the body, like this. 761 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,460 My foot. 762 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:55,924 There's a chair here. 763 00:36:57,718 --> 00:36:58,594 Lay him down. 764 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,512 He weighs as much as a couple of people. 765 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,140 Damn... Look at him. 766 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,017 He looks like he smoked some carpet. 767 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:07,394 No, it's some stuff for bears. 768 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:08,270 For bears? 769 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:09,313 You gave him that. 770 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:11,023 I didn't give him anything. 771 00:37:11,023 --> 00:37:12,024 No, you morons. 772 00:37:12,024 --> 00:37:15,152 He shot himself with a sleeping dart for bears. 773 00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,988 We have to wake him or he'll hibernate for 6 months. 774 00:37:17,988 --> 00:37:19,698 Consider that... 6 months of peace... 775 00:37:20,782 --> 00:37:22,326 And who will sign the vacations? 776 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:25,787 - Get up! - Wake up! 777 00:37:26,205 --> 00:37:27,789 General alarm! 778 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:33,795 Where were we? 779 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,215 We were at first and last name. 780 00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,467 Have you become as stupid as Gibert? 781 00:37:38,967 --> 00:37:39,885 I'm sorry. 782 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:43,263 I spend the whole day with him so it's starting to rub off. 783 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,225 Are you OK Belgian? Did you take a leak? 784 00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:48,977 Did you play "white men can't piss"? 785 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:51,438 That was funny. 786 00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:53,565 "White men can't piss". 787 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:56,652 OK, enough. 788 00:37:57,236 --> 00:38:00,030 That must have been a big pee. See how his legs have swollen? 789 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,031 But that's not normal. 790 00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,159 It should go out the drain pipe. 791 00:38:04,493 --> 00:38:06,161 But water is flowing inwards. 792 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:07,329 That's not possible. 793 00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:08,497 Water should flow outwards. 794 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:09,498 Yes, I know. 795 00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:10,666 Maybe you hooked it up wrong. 796 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:13,085 No, that's not possible. I was extra careful. 797 00:38:13,085 --> 00:38:16,046 I connected the drain pipe to the tap, putting the other pipe in the toilet. 798 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,047 Seems right to me. 799 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:19,842 Anyway, something's wrong. 800 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,222 I'll go and check. 801 00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:31,895 I messed up again. 802 00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:34,273 I'm such an idiot. 803 00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,444 I turned off the water so it should drop. 804 00:38:39,444 --> 00:38:40,237 It's dropping. Look. 805 00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:42,114 Before he had two geysers shooting from his eyes, 806 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,615 and now he has two little disks. 807 00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:45,742 Damn, we need to get him out of there. He'll drown. 808 00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:46,702 Are you sure about this? 809 00:38:46,785 --> 00:38:48,871 He's extremely dangerous. We can't toy with him. 810 00:38:48,871 --> 00:38:51,999 Do you think the death of a Belgian at a French station is something funny? 811 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:53,375 You're right. That isn't funny. 812 00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:57,421 There must be a way to quickly open this. 813 00:38:57,796 --> 00:38:58,672 See anything? 814 00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:00,257 A button, a lever. 815 00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:02,134 A chain? 816 00:39:03,468 --> 00:39:04,553 No, a handle. 817 00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:06,263 Hurry up. Grab it on your side. 818 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:07,556 - Ready? - Yeah. 819 00:39:07,431 --> 00:39:08,015 One. 820 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:08,849 Two. 821 00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:17,441 He doesn't look good. 822 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:19,526 Let's take off the mask. 823 00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:21,111 You do it. 824 00:39:21,111 --> 00:39:23,071 - Why me? - Go ahead, do it. 825 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:35,417 This thing is hard to take off. 826 00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:36,376 Do it slowly. 827 00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:43,300 This is funny. 828 00:39:43,717 --> 00:39:44,968 This isn't how I imagined him. 829 00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:45,761 Then how? 830 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:46,512 I don't know... 831 00:39:46,512 --> 00:39:49,389 With a face like... And teeth like... 832 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,599 And a jaw like... 833 00:39:50,599 --> 00:39:51,934 - Like a monster. - Yeah. Worse. 834 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,769 The biggest killers are the most anonymous. 835 00:39:53,769 --> 00:39:55,521 The better they look, the more careful we are. 836 00:39:55,521 --> 00:39:56,271 Go ahead, wake him. 837 00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:00,317 What are you doing? 838 00:40:00,317 --> 00:40:01,193 I'm being careful. 839 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,576 Sir? 840 00:40:10,786 --> 00:40:11,662 Sir? 841 00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:14,122 Sir? 842 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:15,999 Sir? 843 00:40:20,379 --> 00:40:21,338 He feels better now. 844 00:40:21,839 --> 00:40:24,132 That's good. I'm glad. 845 00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:29,221 Where am I? 846 00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:31,223 You're at Marseille's main police station. 847 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:36,562 And you're police officers? 848 00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:39,773 Yes. 849 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:41,316 We're soon to be chief inspectors. 850 00:40:41,316 --> 00:40:43,443 Soon to be chief inspectors. 851 00:40:46,864 --> 00:40:48,782 - The book? - No, first the flyswatter. 852 00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:52,202 Stop it! 853 00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:53,495 Stop it. 854 00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:54,163 Listen. 855 00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:55,664 This is a regrettable mistake. 856 00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:59,668 And it's not the fault of the French police, but the Belgian one. 857 00:41:02,588 --> 00:41:03,547 It's true. 858 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:11,555 Mr. Albert Vandenbosh. 859 00:41:11,555 --> 00:41:14,516 Wanted by Interpol for criminal cases in 17 countries. 860 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:15,392 Memory coming back? 861 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:16,977 My memory is good and that's the problem. 862 00:41:16,977 --> 00:41:20,397 My name isn't Albert Vandenbosh but Fénimore Eugene Triboulet 863 00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,608 and I'm an attaché at the Belgian Embassy. 864 00:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,778 He thinks we're morons. 865 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:29,615 1987. Armed robbery on the Paris-Bouche train. 866 00:41:29,531 --> 00:41:30,908 I did not commit any crime. 867 00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:32,117 I'm an attaché. 868 00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:33,202 You're rather attached. 869 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:35,662 If you think we'll believe your story, then you're very mistaken. 870 00:41:35,662 --> 00:41:37,831 Alan, prepare a report for the boss. 871 00:41:38,707 --> 00:41:40,000 It'll make him happy. 872 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:41,251 I'll go over to the file. 873 00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:42,753 Write. 874 00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:45,297 Albert Vandenbosh. 875 00:41:45,297 --> 00:41:46,590 Eugene Triboulet, I tell you. 876 00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:48,217 I know that Vandenbosh. 877 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,844 Look at his picture. He has a different face. 878 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:51,762 He has a moron's face. 879 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:53,180 Yeah, sure. 880 00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:53,931 Emilién? 881 00:41:54,848 --> 00:41:55,933 Come and see this. 882 00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:01,605 Who is this? 883 00:42:02,773 --> 00:42:04,233 Albert Vandenbosh. 884 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:05,359 See? I told you. 885 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,277 I won't blame you, it wasn't your fault. 886 00:42:07,277 --> 00:42:08,070 Untie me. 887 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:10,155 I won't file a complaint and we can forget about this. 888 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:13,158 Where did you meet Vandenbosh? 889 00:42:13,158 --> 00:42:14,993 I wouldn't say that I met him. 890 00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:17,204 I saw him at the police station in Bruges. 891 00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:18,997 What were you doing at the station in Bruges? 892 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:20,249 I came to report a robbery. 893 00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:21,959 I was the victim of a carjacking. 894 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,459 A car what? 895 00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:24,086 A carjacking. My Toyota was stolen. 896 00:42:24,711 --> 00:42:27,256 Two guys threw me out of my car and drove off with it. 897 00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:30,133 In Marseille we call that a "Parisian". 898 00:42:30,259 --> 00:42:31,677 In Belgium we say "carjacking". 899 00:42:31,969 --> 00:42:33,136 - Carjacking. - Carjacking. 900 00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:34,263 And then? 901 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:37,891 I was in the Commissionaire's office, a kind and hospitable man, 902 00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,310 when I felt the need to go to the bathroom. 903 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:42,646 You always feel the need to go pee? 904 00:42:43,522 --> 00:42:45,482 I had some prostate surgery last year. 905 00:42:45,524 --> 00:42:46,525 I'm sorry. 906 00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:47,401 And then? 907 00:42:48,402 --> 00:42:51,321 I was in the bathroom cabin, when I stumbled upon Vandenbosh, 908 00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:52,948 who was taking off this horrible suit. 909 00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:55,492 And then his accomplices jumped on top of me 910 00:42:55,492 --> 00:42:57,828 and forced me to put on this horrible attire. 911 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,413 Of course I tried to defend myself. 912 00:42:59,413 --> 00:43:01,748 But they quickly put the ball in my mouth 913 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:04,293 and since then I couldn't defend myself. 914 00:43:04,293 --> 00:43:05,127 Do you understand? 915 00:43:05,169 --> 00:43:06,503 You're really good. 916 00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:10,299 But unluckily for you, you've met your match today. 917 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:11,049 Emilién? 918 00:43:11,341 --> 00:43:12,092 What now? 919 00:43:12,092 --> 00:43:13,385 Can you come and see this? 920 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:18,557 BELGIAN EMBASSY 921 00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:20,559 FENIMORE EUGENE TRIBOULET CULTURAL ATTACHE 922 00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:22,352 Fénimore Eugene Triboulet. 923 00:43:22,686 --> 00:43:25,689 Cultural attaché at the Belgian embassy since 1996. 924 00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:27,983 Since the 17th of May 1996 to be exact. 925 00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:31,820 My nomination was also shown in the evening TV news. 926 00:43:32,112 --> 00:43:33,113 Is there a number to call? 927 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,156 Yeah, there's the number. 928 00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:34,948 Go ahead, call. 929 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:36,617 Call them. 930 00:43:42,956 --> 00:43:45,083 Belgian Embassy, hello. How may I help you? 931 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,336 Hello. I'd like to talk to Mr. Triboulet. 932 00:43:47,336 --> 00:43:49,880 Unfortunately Mr. Triboulet has been absent for 3 days. 933 00:43:50,589 --> 00:43:53,217 Do you know where I can find him? It's an important matter. 934 00:43:53,217 --> 00:43:54,593 To be honest, 935 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,887 we haven't heard from Mr. Triboulet in 3 days. 936 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:59,431 and the embassy is starting to worry. 937 00:43:59,431 --> 00:44:00,682 Are you saying he's disappeared? 938 00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:01,725 Something like that. 939 00:44:01,725 --> 00:44:04,102 We know he went to the station in Bruges Tuesday morning, 940 00:44:04,102 --> 00:44:06,146 to report the carjacking of his Toyota. 941 00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:09,024 And since then we have no news of him. 942 00:44:09,149 --> 00:44:10,400 Are you his father? 943 00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:11,777 No. 944 00:44:13,612 --> 00:44:14,613 That's terrible. 945 00:44:15,405 --> 00:44:16,740 I'll call again later. 946 00:44:20,452 --> 00:44:21,745 Holy cow... 947 00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:25,207 Will you talk? 948 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,835 Go easy on him. 949 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,170 Don't worry. I have an eye on them. 950 00:44:30,546 --> 00:44:32,798 And you try not to burn down the station. 951 00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:36,552 Can you borrow me some clothes? We have a problem with the prisoner. 952 00:44:36,552 --> 00:44:37,594 Yeah, look in the closet. 953 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:39,596 The boss has a few shirts to change clothes. 954 00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:42,391 You're right. 955 00:44:42,558 --> 00:44:44,226 He can change clothes every 10 minutes. 956 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:46,854 My little Daniel. 957 00:44:46,854 --> 00:44:48,021 You've come at the right time. 958 00:44:48,188 --> 00:44:48,981 Is there a problem? 959 00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:51,900 No, but it would be nice if you could sign an armistice. 960 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,498 Leo, look over here. 961 00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:11,044 Awesome. 962 00:45:11,044 --> 00:45:13,714 I prefer to die in glory than to surrender in infamy. 963 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,134 What is that? 964 00:45:21,054 --> 00:45:22,973 Peace. The war's over. 965 00:45:29,062 --> 00:45:30,189 Are you OK, Mr. General? 966 00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:31,398 I'm fine. 967 00:45:32,065 --> 00:45:32,900 I'm fine. 968 00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:37,946 I lost the battle but not the war. 969 00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:40,157 If you don't mind the next battle will be some other time. 970 00:45:40,157 --> 00:45:41,950 I'd like the kids to do their homework. 971 00:45:42,075 --> 00:45:43,702 Yes. Of course. 972 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:45,162 Let's do it this Sunday. 973 00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:46,413 This Sunday. That's right. 974 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:47,581 The day of Our Father. 975 00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,124 It'll make Him happy. 976 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,292 Yes. 977 00:45:50,792 --> 00:45:52,419 And we'll eat an apple pie. 978 00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:54,046 Very good. I'll take care of that. 979 00:45:54,046 --> 00:45:55,672 Go to the car. 980 00:45:58,217 --> 00:46:01,428 You were supposed to be good for 2 hours, and not destroy his living room. 981 00:46:01,428 --> 00:46:03,931 He started it. We wanted to play checkers. 982 00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:06,141 But he said that checkers are a game for faggots. 983 00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:08,227 Checkers are a game for faggots? He said that? 984 00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,521 And do you know what a "faggot" is? 985 00:46:10,521 --> 00:46:12,564 A "faggot" is a flyswatter. 986 00:46:12,856 --> 00:46:15,776 My dad says there are plenty of faggots at the office. 987 00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:23,659 I don't know what these flies ate this summer but they're huge. 988 00:46:26,328 --> 00:46:28,539 Your boss must be really well-built. 989 00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:31,625 These clothes are a little too big but you look good in them. 990 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:34,169 This isn't exactly my style but I won't be picky. 991 00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:36,171 Better this than that diving suit. 992 00:46:36,171 --> 00:46:37,130 That's for sure. 993 00:46:44,054 --> 00:46:45,305 This one is huge. 994 00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:50,102 Are you nuts? 995 00:46:50,102 --> 00:46:51,144 Sorry, man. 996 00:46:51,144 --> 00:46:53,355 But there was a giant fly right here. 997 00:46:55,899 --> 00:46:57,776 Giant flies and worms. I know what you're saying. 998 00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,153 I have something to make it go away. 999 00:46:59,153 --> 00:47:01,572 I assure you... Where did it go? 1000 00:47:01,572 --> 00:47:03,407 How many of these flyswatters do you have? 1001 00:47:03,824 --> 00:47:05,075 No, it's not at all like that. 1002 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:05,909 I'll explain. 1003 00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,203 Our boss loves fly fishing. 1004 00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:10,247 And his birthday is coming up, 1005 00:47:10,247 --> 00:47:12,708 so we're collecting some flies for him. 1006 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:14,418 It'll be a surprise. 1007 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,963 Excuse me. 1008 00:47:18,755 --> 00:47:19,381 OK... 1009 00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:21,091 Give you a ride? 1010 00:47:21,884 --> 00:47:23,468 No, thank you. I'll take a cab. 1011 00:47:24,553 --> 00:47:25,470 Bye. 1012 00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:28,098 And once again I'm sorry. 1013 00:47:33,562 --> 00:47:34,354 Daniel. 1014 00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:35,439 Is Emilién off duty? 1015 00:47:35,439 --> 00:47:36,815 He has an hour left. 1016 00:47:37,107 --> 00:47:40,527 Tell him I'm with the kids. I'll get the pizzas and we'll meet at my place. 1017 00:47:40,527 --> 00:47:41,778 Alright. I'll tell him. 1018 00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:42,905 - Bye. - Thanks. 1019 00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:55,042 You've arrived at the right time. I was looking for a means of transport. 1020 00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:56,835 Where should I drive you, sir? 1021 00:47:56,835 --> 00:47:58,462 Number 4, Mediterranean Square. 1022 00:47:58,462 --> 00:47:59,338 Nice address. 1023 00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:00,672 And may I ask for a favor? 1024 00:48:00,672 --> 00:48:01,507 Which is? 1025 00:48:01,507 --> 00:48:03,967 I know that French Riviera inhabitants live at their own pace, 1026 00:48:03,967 --> 00:48:06,345 because of the sun, which induces them to take siestas. 1027 00:48:06,345 --> 00:48:10,182 But the sun has set and the heat has subsided so I won't play the tourist. 1028 00:48:10,182 --> 00:48:11,975 So could you step on it, 1029 00:48:11,975 --> 00:48:14,561 so that I may arrive at my destination as soon as possible? 1030 00:48:14,561 --> 00:48:15,896 The port of Marseille, 1031 00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:17,022 for Marseille. 1032 00:48:17,022 --> 00:48:17,940 Right? 1033 00:48:18,315 --> 00:48:20,943 You better buckle up instead of being a wise guy. 1034 00:48:20,943 --> 00:48:21,652 What? 1035 00:48:25,322 --> 00:48:27,074 - Disgusting. - What a stench. 1036 00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:29,576 I deserved it. 1037 00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:36,124 Have a nice stay in Marseille. 1038 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,376 Bye. 1039 00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:48,387 Delta 1, the sardine has arrived. 1040 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:49,680 Your turn, Delta 3. 1041 00:48:49,805 --> 00:48:51,515 Roger that. We're on our way. 1042 00:48:51,515 --> 00:48:52,349 We're starting. 1043 00:48:57,062 --> 00:48:59,940 This is better than those clothes that smelled like sardines. 1044 00:49:00,315 --> 00:49:01,900 Did you get all the things I asked for? 1045 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:02,693 Everything's ready. 1046 00:49:02,693 --> 00:49:03,735 What about the specialist? 1047 00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:06,488 It's not easy to find someone competent in this town. 1048 00:49:06,488 --> 00:49:07,573 So I had to... 1049 00:49:07,865 --> 00:49:10,701 Serge, I'm not asking how brilliant you were, 1050 00:49:10,701 --> 00:49:12,494 but whether you found a specialist. 1051 00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:13,495 The best of the best. 1052 00:49:13,495 --> 00:49:15,747 Then get me a meeting with him, if you don't mind. 1053 00:49:15,747 --> 00:49:16,415 Of course. 1054 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,458 I asked him to pay you a visit. 1055 00:49:19,793 --> 00:49:20,669 That must be him. 1056 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,226 Do we kiss or shake hands? 1057 00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:37,728 Given the choice, I'll pick the kiss. 1058 00:49:40,063 --> 00:49:41,648 In Belgium it's 3. 1059 00:49:44,401 --> 00:49:46,320 It's an honor to work for you. 1060 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,780 - What do you know about my work? - Work. What a vulgar word. 1061 00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:50,866 I prefer to speak of your masterpiece. 1062 00:49:51,533 --> 00:49:52,367 She's good. 1063 00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:53,327 OK. 1064 00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:54,161 When do we start? 1065 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:55,329 Not so fast. 1066 00:49:55,412 --> 00:49:56,747 I'm a softy for compliments, 1067 00:49:56,872 --> 00:49:58,874 but before we begin, I have to test you. 1068 00:49:58,874 --> 00:49:59,875 A sort of ritual. 1069 00:50:01,877 --> 00:50:02,711 I'll close my eyes. 1070 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:04,046 I'll hold you close. 1071 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,257 And you'll try, I repeat, you'll try to steal something 1072 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:08,467 without me noticing. 1073 00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:10,135 You have 1 minute. Starting now. 1074 00:50:11,803 --> 00:50:13,597 I set it to the right time. 1075 00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:15,098 It was running a minute late. 1076 00:50:16,266 --> 00:50:17,643 She's really very good. 1077 00:50:17,768 --> 00:50:19,144 Where did you recruit her? 1078 00:50:22,356 --> 00:50:23,232 It's no use. 1079 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:26,401 We've tried the books but he's not interested in any of them. 1080 00:50:26,401 --> 00:50:26,944 OK... 1081 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:28,237 I see only one solution. 1082 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,864 - He's here. - Where's the bear? 1083 00:50:34,868 --> 00:50:35,828 His nose is warm. 1084 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,621 He's not a bear, he's a commissionaire. 1085 00:50:37,621 --> 00:50:40,082 He shot himself with a sleeping dart. We need to wake him. 1086 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:42,835 That's what I thought because I've never seen such a species. 1087 00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:45,671 I'll apply the antidote. 1088 00:50:46,129 --> 00:50:47,631 This dose is for an elephant, 1089 00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:49,550 but it works the same way in case of a bear. 1090 00:50:50,008 --> 00:50:51,176 Do you know what you're doing? 1091 00:50:51,176 --> 00:50:51,760 Yes. 1092 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,637 The most important is to aim properly, 1093 00:50:53,637 --> 00:50:56,807 above the trunk and between the eyes. 1094 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,769 - Emilién! - I'm here, boss. 1095 00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:02,729 Are you OK? What's wrong? 1096 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,481 That's a normal reaction. 1097 00:51:04,481 --> 00:51:06,483 He should lie some time in his basket. 1098 00:51:09,194 --> 00:51:10,779 I dozed off for 5 minutes. 1099 00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:12,072 What time is it? 1100 00:51:12,531 --> 00:51:13,532 12:05? 1101 00:51:13,532 --> 00:51:14,783 That's why I'm so hungry. 1102 00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:15,659 I'd eat an ox. 1103 00:51:16,326 --> 00:51:17,452 Shall I order a pizza, boss? 1104 00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:18,745 I won't refuse, my little Alan. 1105 00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:19,246 I'm on it. 1106 00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:22,749 Emilién, I had an absurd dream and you were in it. 1107 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:23,333 Really? 1108 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:25,836 Yes, that Belgian had tricked you 1109 00:51:25,836 --> 00:51:27,212 and you let him get away. 1110 00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,465 It was one of those dreams. 1111 00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:35,971 Emilién? 1112 00:51:56,325 --> 00:51:57,409 Daniel... 1113 00:51:58,327 --> 00:52:00,120 You'll never believe what happened. 1114 00:52:00,329 --> 00:52:01,330 You got fired? 1115 00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:02,372 How'd you know? 1116 00:52:02,414 --> 00:52:04,458 You get fired once a month. It's easy to remember. 1117 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,084 But this time it's for real, Daniel. 1118 00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:07,628 Do you remember that public enemy no. 1? 1119 00:52:07,628 --> 00:52:09,755 We were supposed to keep an eye on him during his stay. 1120 00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:11,298 - I let him get away. - No? 1121 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:12,007 I did. 1122 00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:13,759 He got away and I didn't stop him. 1123 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:14,676 I'm such an idiot. 1124 00:52:14,676 --> 00:52:16,053 That was quite a stupidity. 1125 00:52:16,053 --> 00:52:18,639 It's not just one stupidity, it's a whole bunch. 1126 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,599 I keep stacking them one on top of the other. 1127 00:52:20,849 --> 00:52:23,685 I've made so many of them, I can write the dictionary of stupidity. 1128 00:52:23,685 --> 00:52:24,686 Don't rub it in. 1129 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:25,854 You had your successes. 1130 00:52:25,854 --> 00:52:27,064 The Santa Clause gang? 1131 00:52:27,064 --> 00:52:27,898 That Chinese woman? 1132 00:52:28,273 --> 00:52:29,316 Those were lucky shots. 1133 00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:32,152 I'm a good-for-nothing, Daniel. 1134 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:35,364 Gibert did the right thing by taking away my badge. I don't deserve it. 1135 00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:37,032 Don't worry. You're not the only one. 1136 00:52:37,199 --> 00:52:39,618 Besides, I picked this profession to make my dad happy. 1137 00:52:39,743 --> 00:52:41,870 He asked me on his death bed. How could I refuse? 1138 00:52:41,870 --> 00:52:42,663 That's not easy. 1139 00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:44,832 But you tried your best and that's what counts. 1140 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,167 Yeah, you're right. 1141 00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:50,921 Time to start a new chapter and do something else. 1142 00:52:51,129 --> 00:52:52,381 Something that I care about. 1143 00:52:52,381 --> 00:52:54,424 Now that's positive attitude. 1144 00:52:54,967 --> 00:52:57,302 Apart from stupidities, what would you like to do? 1145 00:52:57,761 --> 00:53:00,597 That's problem. I've become attached to this profession. 1146 00:53:00,806 --> 00:53:02,850 It's one of the most beautiful professions. 1147 00:53:02,975 --> 00:53:05,769 In that case, you're really in a dead end. 1148 00:53:06,436 --> 00:53:10,399 If only I could find the Belgian, Gibert would give me back my badge. 1149 00:53:10,399 --> 00:53:11,150 What Belgian? 1150 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:12,401 The prisoner was a Belgian. 1151 00:53:12,401 --> 00:53:14,111 With a big face, dressed as a fisherman? 1152 00:53:14,111 --> 00:53:14,695 Yeah. 1153 00:53:16,864 --> 00:53:18,031 That's exactly him. 1154 00:53:18,448 --> 00:53:19,533 Did you see him? 1155 00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:21,451 He got in my cab in front of the station. 1156 00:53:22,035 --> 00:53:22,619 That was him. 1157 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:24,454 He didn't want a lift, preferring a cab. 1158 00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:27,958 That was a truly spectacular escape. Was there also a goodbye fanfare? 1159 00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:30,085 Stop it, Daniel. Do you remember where you drove him? 1160 00:53:30,085 --> 00:53:31,044 Of course I remember. 1161 00:53:31,545 --> 00:53:32,880 You're a genius, Daniel. 1162 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:35,674 Emilién? 1163 00:53:35,674 --> 00:53:36,383 What? 1164 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,759 And what about the kids? 1165 00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:40,804 Crap. The kids. 1166 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:42,389 Do you have an idea? 1167 00:53:45,475 --> 00:53:46,476 My little Daniel. 1168 00:53:47,019 --> 00:53:48,061 Is it already Sunday? 1169 00:53:48,061 --> 00:53:49,104 Yes, it's Sunday. 1170 00:53:49,104 --> 00:53:51,148 I'll leave the kids and go get the apple pie. 1171 00:53:51,982 --> 00:53:52,858 Very good. 1172 00:53:52,858 --> 00:53:54,151 I'll fire up the oven. 1173 00:54:02,868 --> 00:54:03,911 Are you sure this is it? 1174 00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:05,162 Yes, no. 4. 1175 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:07,956 We have to make sure they're still here. 1176 00:54:08,373 --> 00:54:09,249 They're still here. 1177 00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,293 How do you know? The lights are out. 1178 00:54:11,293 --> 00:54:13,754 The lights are out because they're sleeping like everyone else, 1179 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:14,796 except morons. 1180 00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:16,089 And the car is parked up front. 1181 00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:19,426 You'd make a good cop, you know? 1182 00:54:20,761 --> 00:54:21,970 Was that a compliment? 1183 00:54:22,596 --> 00:54:23,388 Yes. 1184 00:54:23,222 --> 00:54:24,723 Don't tell me it never attracted you. 1185 00:54:24,723 --> 00:54:26,767 As a kid, you never played cops and robbers? 1186 00:54:26,767 --> 00:54:29,061 I did. But I was always part of the other team. 1187 00:54:29,061 --> 00:54:29,645 Always. 1188 00:54:29,645 --> 00:54:32,731 So if you want my help tomorrow, I need to get some sleep. 1189 00:54:32,731 --> 00:54:34,691 - Is that possible? - Go ahead. Sleep. 1190 00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:35,984 I'll keep an eye on them. 1191 00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:49,706 Emilién! 1192 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,087 I'm sorry. I dozed off. 1193 00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,382 We have coffee, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, cake. 1194 00:54:59,216 --> 00:54:59,925 And yogurt. 1195 00:54:59,925 --> 00:55:01,218 You had all this in the car? 1196 00:55:01,218 --> 00:55:02,511 I went out to buy it. 1197 00:55:02,803 --> 00:55:03,595 What? 1198 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,681 So the house wasn't being watched? 1199 00:55:05,681 --> 00:55:09,268 I was supposed to sleep, and you were supposed to watch the house. 1200 00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:11,228 But you snore so loud that I can't sleep. 1201 00:55:11,228 --> 00:55:12,354 So maybe they ran off. 1202 00:55:12,437 --> 00:55:13,981 They didn't run off. Look. 1203 00:55:14,106 --> 00:55:15,691 The car is parked in the same spot. 1204 00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:18,443 Two guys drove up in a second car an hour ago. 1205 00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,903 Yeah? Why didn't you wake me up? 1206 00:55:19,903 --> 00:55:21,905 When you're asleep that's when I get some rest. 1207 00:55:21,905 --> 00:55:22,865 In spite of the snoring. 1208 00:55:22,865 --> 00:55:23,448 Daniel... 1209 00:55:24,199 --> 00:55:24,992 They're leaving. 1210 00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:28,495 There's your Belgian. 1211 00:55:28,579 --> 00:55:29,413 It's not him. 1212 00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,206 He didn't have a mustache and he was younger. 1213 00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:32,916 Emilién, he disguised himself. 1214 00:55:33,667 --> 00:55:35,335 Look. That mustache is falling off. 1215 00:55:36,086 --> 00:55:36,920 Yes... 1216 00:55:36,962 --> 00:55:39,131 Why would he dress up as an old man when going out? 1217 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,383 Maybe because the police is looking for him. 1218 00:55:41,383 --> 00:55:42,467 Oh yeah, of course. 1219 00:55:43,594 --> 00:55:45,721 But I've seen that girl somewhere before. 1220 00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:54,313 I've never seen her. 1221 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:18,921 Where are they going? 1222 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:19,838 Guess. 1223 00:56:24,593 --> 00:56:26,136 MONACO 1224 00:56:30,599 --> 00:56:31,600 Monaco, of course. 1225 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,019 One bank per square inch. This is paradise for him. 1226 00:56:34,102 --> 00:56:35,687 It's called a fiscal paradise. 1227 00:56:35,687 --> 00:56:36,772 Yeah, tell me about it. 1228 00:56:36,772 --> 00:56:38,816 There are plenty of boxes here we'd like to open. 1229 00:56:38,816 --> 00:56:40,359 It would help us in many cases. 1230 00:56:40,317 --> 00:56:44,530 Should I ask the Belgian to open a few? He owes you that for your help. 1231 00:56:44,655 --> 00:56:45,697 Stop your nonsense. 1232 00:56:54,623 --> 00:56:55,374 There we go. 1233 00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,210 He's chosen a bank. 1234 00:57:00,754 --> 00:57:02,005 BELGIAN ROYAL BANK 1235 00:57:07,469 --> 00:57:09,012 Belgian Royal Bank. 1236 00:57:09,721 --> 00:57:11,473 Most likely he's homesick. 1237 00:57:11,557 --> 00:57:12,724 Will they rob the bank? 1238 00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:14,309 They didn't go to play boules. 1239 00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:15,269 I'm calling Gibert. 1240 00:57:15,394 --> 00:57:17,855 Don't you want to wait until you have some proof? 1241 00:57:18,021 --> 00:57:20,149 Don't worry. We'll find the proof later. 1242 00:57:20,149 --> 00:57:21,400 Hello, sir? Emilién speaking. 1243 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,027 I have the Belgian. I mean I've located him. 1244 00:57:24,153 --> 00:57:25,571 I know I'm not a cop anymore. 1245 00:57:25,571 --> 00:57:29,491 I was taking a walk and I saw him walk into a bank with his gang. 1246 00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:31,577 They didn't go there to play boules. 1247 00:57:32,953 --> 00:57:34,872 It's the Belgian Royal Bank in Monaco. 1248 00:57:34,872 --> 00:57:36,039 Yeah, it's far. 1249 00:57:36,874 --> 00:57:39,042 OK, I'll try to slow them down. 1250 00:57:40,210 --> 00:57:41,044 They're coming. 1251 00:57:41,170 --> 00:57:42,045 Great. 1252 00:57:42,129 --> 00:57:44,423 We've located the Daltons, and they're sending Rantanplan. 1253 00:57:44,882 --> 00:57:46,967 Hello. How may I help you? 1254 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:49,344 Yes, I've come to see my son, Edward. 1255 00:57:49,344 --> 00:57:50,929 Edward Triboulet? You're his father? 1256 00:57:50,929 --> 00:57:51,513 Yes. 1257 00:57:51,513 --> 00:57:53,056 My pleasure. He'll be happy to see you. 1258 00:57:53,056 --> 00:57:54,975 This way please. Second floor, room 115. 1259 00:57:54,975 --> 00:57:56,268 Thank you, young man. 1260 00:57:57,060 --> 00:57:57,936 This way. 1261 00:57:58,145 --> 00:57:59,396 You're kind, Etienne. 1262 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:02,065 Come in. 1263 00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:05,944 Dad? 1264 00:58:06,528 --> 00:58:08,822 - Dad has been dead for 4 years, moron. - Oh, right. 1265 00:58:08,822 --> 00:58:10,657 He wouldn't be proud you changed your name. 1266 00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:12,493 You didn't like it, did you? 1267 00:58:12,701 --> 00:58:13,702 Fénimore... 1268 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:15,537 You're not in prison? 1269 00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:16,914 Not this week. 1270 00:58:17,039 --> 00:58:19,333 I treat prison like a country house. 1271 00:58:19,333 --> 00:58:20,667 I go there to relax. 1272 00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:28,383 Bring your head closer. 1273 00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:31,220 What a stupid hairstyle. 1274 00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:32,471 Can't you get another hairstyle? 1275 00:58:32,471 --> 00:58:34,056 Girls don't like hair combed like that. 1276 00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:36,266 They like hair combed like mine. 1277 00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:39,311 I assume you're still single. 1278 00:58:39,645 --> 00:58:40,521 Yes. 1279 00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:04,837 Delta 1, we're in position. 1280 00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:06,839 Roger that, Delta 2. 1281 00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,510 That girl is going to join them. 1282 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:13,262 I've seen her before. 1283 00:59:13,303 --> 00:59:14,429 I'm sure of that. 1284 00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:16,932 I'm entering the bank. 1285 00:59:16,974 --> 00:59:18,100 Roger that, Delta 2. 1286 00:59:18,308 --> 00:59:19,434 We have you on visual. 1287 00:59:19,476 --> 00:59:20,561 Things are heating up. 1288 00:59:21,103 --> 00:59:23,397 Maybe I'll go there and have a discreet look. 1289 00:59:23,397 --> 00:59:24,148 No. 1290 00:59:24,148 --> 00:59:25,440 You don't know what discreet is. 1291 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,609 We stay in the car and wait for Rantanplan. 1292 00:59:31,155 --> 00:59:31,989 Madame? 1293 00:59:31,989 --> 00:59:34,658 I have an appointment with Mr. Triboulet to open an account. 1294 00:59:36,368 --> 00:59:37,911 I'll call him, madam. 1295 00:59:44,918 --> 00:59:46,336 Go ahead. What are you waiting for? 1296 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:48,755 Hello? 1297 00:59:49,673 --> 00:59:50,799 A client. 1298 00:59:50,799 --> 00:59:51,633 Take care of her. 1299 00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:53,468 Don't let my presence inconvenience you. 1300 00:59:53,468 --> 00:59:54,970 Yes, I'm coming. 1301 00:59:55,179 --> 00:59:56,013 Right away. 1302 00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,433 Go and give me the keys to the safe. 1303 00:59:59,433 --> 01:00:00,392 I'll take your place. 1304 01:00:01,101 --> 01:00:03,687 I only have the keys to the empty boxes. 1305 01:00:06,106 --> 01:00:07,483 I only open accounts. 1306 01:00:08,025 --> 01:00:09,610 Good, because so do I. 1307 01:00:14,865 --> 01:00:16,783 I'm sorry for the delay, countess. 1308 01:00:16,909 --> 01:00:18,035 Please, this way. 1309 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:24,541 - Open it. - Yes sir, Mr. Triboulet. 1310 01:00:32,132 --> 01:00:33,759 If you don't mind the step, countess. 1311 01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:50,234 And we're done. 1312 01:00:51,860 --> 01:00:53,028 Your turn, countess. 1313 01:00:58,033 --> 01:01:00,118 Do you have a favorite place when opening an account? 1314 01:01:01,703 --> 01:01:02,663 That wall there. 1315 01:01:02,663 --> 01:01:05,207 On that wall we have number 82. Alright? 1316 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,042 Perfect. 1317 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,975 And? Catch anything? 1318 01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:25,227 I'm looking for the alarm system cables. 1319 01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:26,562 If I don't turn it off, 1320 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:29,439 the alarm will go off when we open a safety box. 1321 01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:31,233 She's really very good. 1322 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:32,943 That's for sure. 1323 01:01:33,277 --> 01:01:35,904 Bring us something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night. 1324 01:01:35,904 --> 01:01:37,156 I'll bring us something, boss. 1325 01:01:42,327 --> 01:01:43,495 FRIES 1326 01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:47,166 What's Gibert doing? 1327 01:01:47,166 --> 01:01:48,917 It doesn't take an hour to get to Monaco. 1328 01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:50,919 - I've taught you some bad habits. - That's true. 1329 01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:52,379 And what are they doing? 1330 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:54,047 It doesn't take an hour to open a box. 1331 01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:55,507 Maybe they're opening more than one. 1332 01:01:57,676 --> 01:01:59,303 This is a list of those we want to open. 1333 01:01:59,303 --> 01:02:01,597 This will take some time. Have a coffee. 1334 01:02:02,055 --> 01:02:02,973 A coffee? 1335 01:02:20,407 --> 01:02:21,909 The "La Libre Belgique" newspaper. 1336 01:02:22,326 --> 01:02:23,619 Now this is class. 1337 01:02:23,911 --> 01:02:25,746 In Her Majesty's service. 1338 01:02:35,589 --> 01:02:37,132 I've opened the first box. 1339 01:02:37,090 --> 01:02:38,717 Roger, Delta 2. Carry on. 1340 01:02:52,898 --> 01:02:53,649 What? 1341 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,400 A guy in a suit and dark glasses 1342 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,777 gets in a van at 9 in the morning. 1343 01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:57,986 Do you think that's normal? 1344 01:02:57,986 --> 01:03:00,614 Maybe he got back from work and is changing clothes before going out. 1345 01:03:00,614 --> 01:03:03,700 And he bought fries, even though he sells them. 1346 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:05,661 Maybe those he bought are better than his own. 1347 01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:07,538 You have an answer for everything. 1348 01:03:07,538 --> 01:03:09,039 And that's why I'm a cop. 1349 01:03:16,505 --> 01:03:18,924 I have only 5 boxes left. 1350 01:03:18,966 --> 01:03:20,717 Alright Delta 2, wait a moment. 1351 01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:29,852 Number 107. I repeat: number 107. 1-0-7. 1352 01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,061 Roger. 1353 01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:40,612 A black diary. Is that it? 1354 01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:41,572 Confirmed. 1355 01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:48,370 - You scared me. - I'm sorry. 1356 01:03:48,412 --> 01:03:50,205 - How's it going? - Only 5 left. 1357 01:03:50,205 --> 01:03:51,999 - Hurry up. - Of course. 1358 01:03:56,003 --> 01:03:57,421 It's me. How's it going? 1359 01:03:57,421 --> 01:03:59,089 I'm doing what I can, but... 1360 01:03:59,089 --> 01:04:03,093 He has a smaller head than yours, so the wig keeps falling off. 1361 01:04:03,135 --> 01:04:04,720 Stop fooling around and get out of there! 1362 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,096 Moron. 1363 01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:09,308 Enough of this. Put on the mustache and let's go. 1364 01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:11,059 Or else he'll yell at me again. 1365 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:15,314 What are they doing? Have they stopped for breakfast? 1366 01:04:15,355 --> 01:04:16,440 That wouldn't surprise me. 1367 01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:19,651 Look. There. 1368 01:04:21,153 --> 01:04:22,529 I told you, he'll get away. 1369 01:04:22,613 --> 01:04:24,031 - Yes, hello? - Gibert here. 1370 01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:26,533 Boss, he's leaving the bank disguised as an old man. 1371 01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:27,367 Where are you? 1372 01:04:27,367 --> 01:04:29,620 The driver left to ask for directions, 1373 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,538 but it's not easy, because the inhabitants 1374 01:04:31,538 --> 01:04:33,248 run away when they see a police officer. 1375 01:04:33,248 --> 01:04:35,209 And the GPS is broken again. 1376 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,377 It's displaying the wrong town. 1377 01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:39,838 Where do I go now? 1378 01:04:39,838 --> 01:04:41,131 You go to the beach. 1379 01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:43,717 Once you get there, you walk into the sea and swim ahead. 1380 01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:45,010 - Alright. - Now get lost. 1381 01:04:45,135 --> 01:04:47,971 He left and is going to get away. He's at the end of the street. 1382 01:04:48,263 --> 01:04:49,515 It's there around that corner. 1383 01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,977 Emilién, how was that old man dressed? 1384 01:05:03,529 --> 01:05:04,404 What do we do? 1385 01:05:04,404 --> 01:05:06,114 Nothing. We don't care. It's not him. 1386 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:07,950 I'm not myself! I'm not myself! 1387 01:05:07,950 --> 01:05:09,451 Sure. And I'm not myself either. 1388 01:05:09,451 --> 01:05:10,828 Load him up. 1389 01:05:10,828 --> 01:05:12,579 You're making a mistake. I'm not myself. 1390 01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:13,622 Emilién? 1391 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:14,957 Yes, boss? 1392 01:05:14,957 --> 01:05:17,876 We'll meet at the office. I have a police badge for you. 1393 01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:18,877 Thank you, boss. 1394 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:20,504 Did you hear that? 1395 01:05:21,713 --> 01:05:23,382 Wonderful! And thanks to you, Daniel. 1396 01:05:23,549 --> 01:05:24,883 How will I ever thank you? 1397 01:05:24,883 --> 01:05:25,968 Emilién, something's fishy. 1398 01:05:25,968 --> 01:05:27,261 He simply feels guilty. 1399 01:05:27,261 --> 01:05:29,304 He knows I'm a good cop and doesn't want to lose me. 1400 01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:31,265 I'm not talking about that, but about the Belgian. 1401 01:05:31,265 --> 01:05:33,767 They drove up in 2 cars and 6 people went in with bags. 1402 01:05:33,767 --> 01:05:35,894 Now 2 of them came out with no bags and left on foot. 1403 01:05:35,894 --> 01:05:37,146 Can you explain that? 1404 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:38,856 No. 1405 01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:41,191 That's not easy. 1406 01:05:41,191 --> 01:05:43,694 And did you notice the old man wasn't limping the same way? 1407 01:05:43,694 --> 01:05:45,362 I did notice that. 1408 01:05:45,821 --> 01:05:47,614 I thought he must have fallen down the stairs. 1409 01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:49,324 Old people often fall down the stairs. 1410 01:05:49,324 --> 01:05:51,368 And I think it's not the same person. 1411 01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:52,828 Really? 1412 01:05:54,413 --> 01:05:56,456 If that wasn't the Belgian then where is he? 1413 01:05:57,499 --> 01:05:58,458 There. 1414 01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:03,881 Holy cow... 1415 01:06:04,089 --> 01:06:06,258 I'll take a different route. That'll be more discreet. 1416 01:06:06,258 --> 01:06:07,259 We'll meet at the house. 1417 01:06:07,259 --> 01:06:07,926 No way. 1418 01:06:07,926 --> 01:06:10,137 We rob together and get caught together. 1419 01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,639 Besides, you won't leave me. I'm rich and single. 1420 01:06:13,474 --> 01:06:14,600 I'd regret it. 1421 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:17,728 Dammit. He didn't let her leave. 1422 01:06:17,728 --> 01:06:18,812 What now? Do we follow them? 1423 01:06:18,812 --> 01:06:20,147 With this piece of junk? 1424 01:06:22,816 --> 01:06:24,359 What are you waiting for? Follow them. 1425 01:06:24,359 --> 01:06:26,236 I'll let them get away. It's more fun this way. 1426 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:28,363 This isn't the time for games. Go. 1427 01:06:43,712 --> 01:06:45,214 Why are they going so slowly? 1428 01:06:45,255 --> 01:06:48,425 It's nice to drive slowly for once. We can enjoy the scenery. 1429 01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:50,302 Driving this slowly they'll suspect us. 1430 01:06:50,302 --> 01:06:52,846 A taxi cab is less suspicious than a piece of junk with fries. 1431 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,349 What are they up to? 1432 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:57,976 In Monaco they prefer caviar over fries. 1433 01:06:57,976 --> 01:07:01,688 When they saw a car with Belgian plates, they followed their client. 1434 01:07:01,688 --> 01:07:03,440 I assure you, this isn't the time for jokes. 1435 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,275 I remind you that I'm up to my neck in trouble. 1436 01:07:05,275 --> 01:07:07,486 You got your badge back. That's what matters. 1437 01:07:07,486 --> 01:07:08,195 Really? 1438 01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,365 You think Gibert will give me my badge, when he learns he has the wrong guy? 1439 01:07:12,324 --> 01:07:15,494 My name is Edward Triboulet and I work for the Belgian Royal Bank. 1440 01:07:15,577 --> 01:07:17,079 And I'm Hercule Poirot. 1441 01:07:17,079 --> 01:07:18,539 Alan, which book is it now? 1442 01:07:19,832 --> 01:07:21,542 - Number 77, boss. - 77... 1443 01:07:21,834 --> 01:07:23,126 The Seine-et-Marne department. 1444 01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:24,545 A very nice department. 1445 01:07:24,753 --> 01:07:25,712 You'll see. 1446 01:07:26,588 --> 01:07:27,923 It's worth a visit, isn't it? 1447 01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:29,550 Let's try this again. 1448 01:07:29,716 --> 01:07:30,843 First and last name! 1449 01:07:30,676 --> 01:07:33,720 My name is Edward. Edward Triboulet. 1450 01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:37,141 This is leading nowhere, boss. And we have few books left. 1451 01:07:37,141 --> 01:07:40,978 Don't worry about that. We have the 22-part encyclopedia. 1452 01:07:41,979 --> 01:07:43,147 But... 1453 01:07:43,313 --> 01:07:45,732 Since he's Belgian I thought 1454 01:07:46,024 --> 01:07:49,278 we could use a different method. 1455 01:07:49,319 --> 01:07:50,696 Do you know what I mean? 1456 01:07:50,696 --> 01:07:52,281 Good thinking, my little Alan. 1457 01:07:52,281 --> 01:07:53,282 Everyone get out. 1458 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,908 Please! 1459 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,827 Don't leave me! 1460 01:07:56,827 --> 01:07:58,036 Please, don't leave me! 1461 01:07:58,036 --> 01:07:59,288 Stay! 1462 01:08:04,585 --> 01:08:08,130 - So you're Belgian? - Yes, I'm from Brussels. 1463 01:08:14,219 --> 01:08:16,138 Jacques Brel was also Belgian? 1464 01:08:16,138 --> 01:08:18,640 Yes, he was a great man and a hero. 1465 01:08:19,016 --> 01:08:20,642 Let's listen to the hero. 1466 01:08:37,576 --> 01:08:38,827 Beautiful, isn't it? 1467 01:08:39,995 --> 01:08:41,079 Wonderful. 1468 01:08:41,079 --> 01:08:42,539 Is this better? 1469 01:08:43,916 --> 01:08:44,791 Not that. 1470 01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:45,417 No. Mercy. 1471 01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:48,795 No! Stop it! 1472 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:55,469 - Not that... - First and last name! 1473 01:08:55,844 --> 01:08:57,638 Help! Save me! 1474 01:08:57,930 --> 01:09:00,516 - Damn. He's giving it to him. - The boss is good at that. 1475 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,979 Crap. 1476 01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:09,066 We lost those guys with the fries. 1477 01:09:12,903 --> 01:09:14,071 We're not going to the house? 1478 01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:16,490 I have greater ambitions than that pitiful house. 1479 01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:17,616 Call the Columbian. 1480 01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:28,877 Are you out of prison? 1481 01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:30,170 Yes, I'm calling to tell you 1482 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,256 that thanks to what I'm holding, you'll take my place. 1483 01:09:33,215 --> 01:09:33,966 I'm listening. 1484 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:36,301 BRB. Belgian Royal Bank. Ring a bell? 1485 01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:36,844 Yes. 1486 01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:39,555 The things that were in your box are not there anymore. 1487 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:42,141 Hello? 1488 01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:44,560 Did you drown in your pretty pool? 1489 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,477 What do you want? 1490 01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:46,645 Not much. 1491 01:09:46,645 --> 01:09:50,274 You have 10 minutes to get in your yacht and sail to your shitty country. 1492 01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:53,819 And we're done. 1493 01:09:53,861 --> 01:09:56,363 I got us an estate, my dear. Tell me what you think. 1494 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:23,140 This is what I love. 1495 01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:25,517 I came here a year ago, for talks with the Columbian. 1496 01:10:25,517 --> 01:10:27,561 And I fell madly in love with this place. 1497 01:10:31,273 --> 01:10:33,317 But that bastard wouldn't sell it to me. 1498 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:37,112 Come, my dear. I'll take you to paradise. 1499 01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:44,912 Look at this. Isn't this beautiful? 1500 01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:45,829 Follow me. 1501 01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:58,008 Isn't this paradise? 1502 01:11:11,063 --> 01:11:12,648 This stuff is first class. 1503 01:11:13,232 --> 01:11:15,984 It's not the flour they sell on the streets of the capital. 1504 01:11:17,069 --> 01:11:19,154 You turned me on in the bank, 1505 01:11:19,154 --> 01:11:20,656 while opening those boxes. 1506 01:11:20,781 --> 01:11:21,573 Eugene... 1507 01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:23,408 Don't you think we should slow down? 1508 01:11:23,408 --> 01:11:25,160 We have no time to lose. 1509 01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:27,246 We have to hurry, ever faster. 1510 01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:29,248 We might be dead in an hour. 1511 01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,916 We have to make use of each moment. 1512 01:11:30,999 --> 01:11:33,585 - You're right, Eugene. - Call me Fénimore. 1513 01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:37,130 Fénimore, allow me to change clothes, to look more beautiful. 1514 01:11:37,923 --> 01:11:39,132 That's a good idea. 1515 01:11:39,258 --> 01:11:40,259 I'll change too. 1516 01:11:40,259 --> 01:11:42,928 And we'll eat a candlelight dinner on the patio overlooking the sea. 1517 01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:44,263 Excellent. 1518 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:47,933 See you soon, 1519 01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:49,518 Fénimore. 1520 01:11:54,565 --> 01:11:57,734 Delta 1, you need to come get me, things are heating up here. 1521 01:11:58,026 --> 01:11:59,695 When will you be here? 1522 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:00,696 Hold on, Delta 2. 1523 01:12:00,737 --> 01:12:02,906 Excuse me, sir. How long will the repair take? 1524 01:12:03,073 --> 01:12:05,409 Young man... 2 or 3 days. 1525 01:12:06,243 --> 01:12:07,452 Delta 2... 1526 01:12:07,828 --> 01:12:09,163 I'm sending reinforcements. 1527 01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:14,459 Emilién, what are you doing? 1528 01:12:14,459 --> 01:12:15,544 I'm calling reinforcements. 1529 01:12:18,755 --> 01:12:21,550 My little Emilién. The Belgian admitted everything. 1530 01:12:21,550 --> 01:12:22,384 Everything? 1531 01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:24,803 Everything. We couldn't stop him. 1532 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:26,555 And since he became so willing, 1533 01:12:26,555 --> 01:12:28,724 we attributed him a few other cases. 1534 01:12:28,724 --> 01:12:31,477 He'll get a 1000 years of prison and won't notice the difference. 1535 01:12:31,935 --> 01:12:33,395 Boss, that's not the right Belgian. 1536 01:12:33,395 --> 01:12:34,521 What do you mean? 1537 01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:35,856 That's his double, a look-alike. 1538 01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:37,691 The real Belgian left the bank 5 minutes later. 1539 01:12:37,691 --> 01:12:39,651 So where's the real Belgian? 1540 01:12:39,651 --> 01:12:43,363 I've followed him to the Columbian's villa in Cannes. 1541 01:12:43,363 --> 01:12:45,157 The Belgian and the Columbian together. 1542 01:12:45,157 --> 01:12:46,658 Can you imagine such a catch? 1543 01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:48,869 General alarm! 1544 01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:57,586 You look sublime, my dear. 1545 01:12:57,586 --> 01:12:58,337 Thank you. 1546 01:12:58,337 --> 01:12:59,963 And you look great in white. 1547 01:12:59,963 --> 01:13:00,923 You think so? 1548 01:13:01,548 --> 01:13:02,466 I like white. 1549 01:13:02,841 --> 01:13:03,884 I like white... 1550 01:13:04,510 --> 01:13:05,844 But I prefer champagne. 1551 01:13:11,683 --> 01:13:13,977 - Did you hear those shots? - I heard only one. 1552 01:13:13,977 --> 01:13:16,814 Trust me. One shot is usually followed by others. 1553 01:13:16,814 --> 01:13:17,773 What are you doing? 1554 01:13:17,773 --> 01:13:20,317 I'll take up a forward position and prepare the terrain for Gibert. 1555 01:13:20,317 --> 01:13:21,902 You'd be better off guarding the rear. 1556 01:13:21,902 --> 01:13:24,947 Don't worry. I'll inspect the topography of the terrain. 1557 01:13:24,947 --> 01:13:27,241 So that special forces can penetrate easily. 1558 01:13:27,241 --> 01:13:28,784 Here. Put this in your ear. 1559 01:13:29,201 --> 01:13:31,161 You'll be able to monitor me from afar. 1560 01:13:39,044 --> 01:13:40,754 I have a bad feeling about this. 1561 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:43,549 To us. 1562 01:13:55,686 --> 01:13:57,271 There's a high fence. 1563 01:13:57,688 --> 01:13:58,981 I'm climbing up a post. 1564 01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:02,401 There's a tree branch that reaches into the estate. 1565 01:14:02,401 --> 01:14:04,319 That's strange. Such branches are usually sawed. 1566 01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:05,529 But this one isn't. 1567 01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:06,071 Actually... 1568 01:14:06,196 --> 01:14:07,030 It is. 1569 01:14:11,285 --> 01:14:14,288 That was a topography class presented by Emilién. 1570 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:15,205 Let's dance. 1571 01:14:32,931 --> 01:14:34,933 Do you realize what a couple we'll make? 1572 01:14:34,933 --> 01:14:36,143 Fire and ice. 1573 01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:38,437 My Machiavellism and your professionalism. 1574 01:14:38,729 --> 01:14:40,898 We'll be the most feared couple of modern times. 1575 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:44,193 I'll be your Clyde and you'll be my Bonnie. 1576 01:14:45,777 --> 01:14:47,070 Shall we dance or kiss? 1577 01:14:47,070 --> 01:14:48,280 We can do both. 1578 01:14:48,530 --> 01:14:50,991 Otherwise I'll come to believe you're a double agent. 1579 01:14:57,831 --> 01:15:00,209 Haven't you learned to knock when entering? 1580 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:01,460 I'm sorry, boss. 1581 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:03,337 But look what fell out of the sky. 1582 01:15:03,962 --> 01:15:05,881 Well, well. It's the little cop from Marseille. 1583 01:15:05,923 --> 01:15:07,299 That little cop is an inspector. 1584 01:15:07,299 --> 01:15:08,675 I won't let you get away with this. 1585 01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,844 Hands in the air! You're under arrest! 1586 01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:14,306 You know, you're really stupid. 1587 01:15:14,389 --> 01:15:15,933 Barging in here with your little gun 1588 01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:18,101 and believing you can arrest the public enemy no. 1. 1589 01:15:18,435 --> 01:15:20,771 The killer of the Flanders. The monster of Belgium. 1590 01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:23,857 I warn you. The house is surrounded. 1591 01:15:23,857 --> 01:15:24,900 Really? 1592 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:25,776 Right. 1593 01:15:26,068 --> 01:15:27,069 Reinforcements. 1594 01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:28,904 An armada. 1595 01:15:29,655 --> 01:15:32,449 I can hear the helicopters circling the house. 1596 01:15:33,617 --> 01:15:35,702 - They'll be here any moment. - Very good. 1597 01:15:35,828 --> 01:15:36,870 We'll be waiting for them. 1598 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:39,206 I'll show you what we'll welcome them with. 1599 01:15:42,125 --> 01:15:44,503 But first you'll pay for disturbing my peace! 1600 01:15:44,503 --> 01:15:45,462 Leave him to me. 1601 01:15:45,462 --> 01:15:47,548 I've always dreamed of killing a cop. 1602 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:48,841 And I was off to a good start. 1603 01:15:48,841 --> 01:15:49,341 Fine. 1604 01:15:49,341 --> 01:15:51,969 This will be my engagement gift for you, my rose. 1605 01:15:51,969 --> 01:15:55,347 No other gift will make me happier. 1606 01:15:56,098 --> 01:15:57,349 Miss, please listen to me... 1607 01:15:57,349 --> 01:15:59,768 - Mrs. - Mrs., if you prefer. 1608 01:15:59,768 --> 01:16:02,646 I've never hit a woman and I practiced judo for 8 years. 1609 01:16:06,859 --> 01:16:08,152 That was a Japanese hold. 1610 01:16:11,363 --> 01:16:13,615 Since you insist, I'll take this seriously. 1611 01:16:13,615 --> 01:16:16,076 OK. But open your eyes. 1612 01:16:16,076 --> 01:16:17,661 Don't worry about me. 1613 01:16:17,870 --> 01:16:19,955 But I am worried about you. 1614 01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:23,167 Do we know each other? 1615 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:25,085 Think harder. 1616 01:16:27,421 --> 01:16:30,048 I don't know that hold, but that must have hurt. 1617 01:16:30,132 --> 01:16:33,385 Reinforcements better come quick or there won't be much left of him. 1618 01:16:36,805 --> 01:16:38,307 Do you like my girlfriend? 1619 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,892 She's not my type. 1620 01:16:42,352 --> 01:16:44,563 And would you like me more if I were a blonde? 1621 01:16:45,564 --> 01:16:46,356 Petra? 1622 01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:47,733 I was sure that I know her. 1623 01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:49,026 It took you awhile. 1624 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:52,946 Finally. 1625 01:16:53,113 --> 01:16:54,948 Gibert and his orchestra. 1626 01:16:57,034 --> 01:16:59,578 Boss, should I check if the front gate isn't open? 1627 01:16:59,578 --> 01:17:01,538 You might as well use the door bell. 1628 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:05,083 The success of an operation hinges on the element of surprise. 1629 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:08,504 And thanks to this catapult system we will jump over the fence! 1630 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:11,965 That was the Swedish corkscrew. 1631 01:17:12,674 --> 01:17:13,342 Go on. 1632 01:17:13,425 --> 01:17:14,301 Show him. 1633 01:17:14,384 --> 01:17:15,469 Break his neck. 1634 01:17:15,511 --> 01:17:16,470 Finish him. 1635 01:17:17,012 --> 01:17:18,388 I have a knife on my right thigh. 1636 01:17:18,388 --> 01:17:20,057 - Take me as a hostage. - What? 1637 01:17:20,849 --> 01:17:22,392 Turn around and take me. 1638 01:17:22,851 --> 01:17:24,228 In front of everyone? 1639 01:17:24,770 --> 01:17:26,271 Take me as a hostage, you idiot. 1640 01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,651 He's holding a knife on my throat. 1641 01:17:30,692 --> 01:17:31,902 Where did he get the knife? 1642 01:17:31,902 --> 01:17:33,612 I did a whole body search and found nothing. 1643 01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:35,155 If you move, I'll slit her throat. 1644 01:17:35,155 --> 01:17:36,156 Nobody move. 1645 01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:37,741 Don't worry, dear. I'll deal with this. 1646 01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:38,408 Stay calm. 1647 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:39,660 And you, little cop... 1648 01:17:39,827 --> 01:17:42,079 Tell me what you want, and you'll have it. 1649 01:17:44,331 --> 01:17:47,501 Boss, are you sure this is safe without a warm-up? 1650 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:50,337 I'm warm as the breeze, Alan. 1651 01:17:50,587 --> 01:17:54,925 I took part in a trampoline competition back in 71. 1652 01:17:54,967 --> 01:17:56,885 Exactly. 71 was a long time ago. 1653 01:17:56,885 --> 01:17:59,012 Jumping on a trampoline is like riding a bike. 1654 01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:01,056 You never forget it. Send the first group. 1655 01:18:14,153 --> 01:18:15,529 Betrayed by technology... 1656 01:18:15,529 --> 01:18:17,573 Alan, go to the truck and find the problem. 1657 01:18:17,573 --> 01:18:18,323 I'm on it, boss. 1658 01:18:22,536 --> 01:18:23,954 What's your number, boss? 1659 01:18:23,954 --> 01:18:25,706 I have no idea. I'm in last place. 1660 01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:28,417 Probably a burned-out fuse. Find it. 1661 01:18:29,626 --> 01:18:31,628 With his weight, I'm not surprised it doesn't work. 1662 01:18:31,628 --> 01:18:32,754 OVERLOAD 1663 01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:34,548 I found the problem, boss. 1664 01:19:04,161 --> 01:19:05,162 We have company. 1665 01:19:05,287 --> 01:19:06,622 What do we do, boss? 1666 01:19:07,789 --> 01:19:09,374 We wage war! 1667 01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:17,799 You want to play? 1668 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:19,468 You want to catch me? 1669 01:19:19,468 --> 01:19:20,719 Then come and get me! 1670 01:19:30,813 --> 01:19:32,689 I'm glad I stayed in my cab. 1671 01:19:38,487 --> 01:19:40,364 I'm the no. 1 here, do you hear me? 1672 01:19:40,364 --> 01:19:43,158 And not only of Belgium, but of the whole world! 1673 01:19:43,242 --> 01:19:45,244 And some French cops are not going to scare me! 1674 01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:49,206 Let's go! 1675 01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:54,002 Come on! I'll show you! 1676 01:20:07,391 --> 01:20:09,017 Do you know what this Frenchie says? 1677 01:20:11,436 --> 01:20:14,064 He says you're making him mad! 1678 01:20:15,566 --> 01:20:16,984 And this little Frenchie... 1679 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:20,320 is going to kick your ass. 1680 01:20:20,863 --> 01:20:22,156 It won't take long. 1681 01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:42,718 Daniel, help us. 1682 01:20:42,718 --> 01:20:44,261 I'm not surprised he remembers me. 1683 01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,683 And who's no. 1 now? 1684 01:21:02,488 --> 01:21:05,657 This weapon is dangerous. I'll go get something bigger. 1685 01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:08,118 - Is he nuts? - What's he doing? 1686 01:21:08,118 --> 01:21:10,204 Guys, look what I found. 1687 01:21:11,788 --> 01:21:13,457 I saw one of these in a movie. 1688 01:21:13,665 --> 01:21:14,625 Ignition. 1689 01:21:14,625 --> 01:21:16,543 This guy should be locked away. 1690 01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:20,506 I'll clean up this house. It won't take long. 1691 01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:45,072 Help... 1692 01:22:10,139 --> 01:22:11,515 It looks better in yellow. 1693 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,356 My love... 1694 01:22:19,940 --> 01:22:21,525 When I think that I didn't recognize you 1695 01:22:21,692 --> 01:22:23,193 and that I almost hit you. 1696 01:22:23,277 --> 01:22:26,113 Don't worry. I would have defended myself. 1697 01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,871 Where should I drop you off, before matters get hot? 1698 01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:43,922 Listen, buddy. 1699 01:22:44,006 --> 01:22:45,674 I won't congratulate you for that handling. 1700 01:22:45,674 --> 01:22:46,508 Neither will I. 1701 01:22:46,842 --> 01:22:47,968 And I'm not the only one. 1702 01:22:52,264 --> 01:22:55,058 Excuse me, who among you is the group leader? 1703 01:22:55,058 --> 01:22:56,226 Excuse me. 1704 01:22:57,811 --> 01:22:58,604 Right. 1705 01:23:00,355 --> 01:23:01,815 May I ask what your rank is? 1706 01:23:01,815 --> 01:23:02,691 Commandant. 1707 01:23:02,691 --> 01:23:03,442 That's it? 1708 01:23:03,692 --> 01:23:06,278 Judging by your look, I thought you were a General. 1709 01:23:06,612 --> 01:23:09,531 Surely someone doesn't like you and is putting a spanner in the works. 1710 01:23:09,531 --> 01:23:10,574 I can take care of that. 1711 01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:12,993 I know a few influential people. 1712 01:23:12,993 --> 01:23:16,997 I buy weapons for them, so they owe me a favor, Commandant. 1713 01:23:17,748 --> 01:23:18,457 Why not. 1714 01:23:18,749 --> 01:23:20,125 Shall we discuss this in the car? 1715 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,668 My pleasure, Commandant. 1716 01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:22,961 Load him up! 1717 01:23:23,629 --> 01:23:24,505 What are you doing? 1718 01:23:24,505 --> 01:23:25,339 Let go of me! 1719 01:23:25,339 --> 01:23:27,424 You're making a mistake! Do you know who I am? 1720 01:23:27,424 --> 01:23:29,676 Let go of me! You're making a mistake! 1721 01:23:36,391 --> 01:23:38,936 Young man, your behavior is an example for others. 1722 01:23:38,936 --> 01:23:39,895 Thank you, sir. 1723 01:23:40,145 --> 01:23:42,940 But Emilién deserves the merit. I only drove the taxi cab. 1724 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:45,108 Besides, the meter has been running since yesterday. 1725 01:23:45,734 --> 01:23:46,944 There's something I don't get. 1726 01:23:46,944 --> 01:23:48,779 You knew he was going to rob that bank? 1727 01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:49,530 Yes. 1728 01:23:49,530 --> 01:23:52,741 There are hundreds of safety boxes we can't legally open. 1729 01:23:52,783 --> 01:23:55,911 So we gave the Belgian the green light and he opened them for us. 1730 01:23:55,911 --> 01:23:58,413 He'll get 200 years of prison and won't notice the difference. 1731 01:23:58,413 --> 01:23:59,289 Exactly. 1732 01:23:59,289 --> 01:24:01,625 How did you know he would escape? 1733 01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:05,045 By transferring him to you, we were 90% sure he'd escape. 1734 01:24:05,420 --> 01:24:06,338 Really? 1735 01:24:07,673 --> 01:24:10,175 So I had my part in the success of this operation? 1736 01:24:10,259 --> 01:24:12,386 Yes. You were perfect. 1737 01:24:18,142 --> 01:24:20,394 Any news about Gibert? 1738 01:24:20,727 --> 01:24:24,022 Even a whole box of sleeping pills hasn't slowed him down. 1739 01:24:23,856 --> 01:24:27,234 We'll show them! Forward! 1740 01:24:30,279 --> 01:24:31,697 Win the match! 1741 01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:33,699 The Commissionaire is full of energy. 1742 01:24:33,699 --> 01:24:35,826 We've tried everything to get him to tire. 1743 01:24:35,826 --> 01:24:39,037 We signed him up for the New York marathon, but even that didn't help. 1744 01:24:39,413 --> 01:24:41,123 Shoot! Go on! 1745 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:47,087 What's he doing? Is this how he plays? 1746 01:24:52,301 --> 01:24:53,385 Shoot! 1747 01:24:58,223 --> 01:25:00,058 You're not here to pretend you're playing. 1748 01:25:00,142 --> 01:25:02,227 I'll show you how to play. 1749 01:25:16,492 --> 01:25:17,993 Is this hard to do? 1750 01:25:18,535 --> 01:25:19,495 Look. 1751 01:25:20,454 --> 01:25:21,914 Look at this ball handling.